Still not a patch on mad dog tho. The ultimate underage drink
All the Twisted Tea kinda tipped your hand.
Plus, you dress like an 8 year old. ?
Im 12 actually
What ladies? Probably fucken trannies
I almost said 12 but 8 sounded better.
Brah - I’m single, no kids, got my own place, weed and liquor.
Tinder is kind to me
I asked my friend the other day if she would like a drink.
She said yea, she wanted a double whiskey I'd never heard of.
.I'm not used to seeing birds pound liquor
She said yea, she wanted a double whiskey I'd never heard of.
.I'm not used to seeing birds pound liquor
“Friend” as in random chick in bar that got you to buy her a double? So she could get loose and fuck her man lol
I'd met her in a bar before. We went out for her birthday, she's new to the UK and doesn't know many folks, and we happen to like dancing and club music.
In mother russia club dances you
I don't mind just friends. I want to die alone anyway on my own terms. It's just nice to have a local friend, my best friend died, my others live in a different town. Or country. Like I said she's new to UK on her own so it's probably nice for her to have a friend as well
I like your new music videos
keep it up
One of my videos has 2k views. I don't know why. It's just my usual junk, I think the Russians watched it
I was gonna ask about it.
It is the best no budget perfume commercial of all time in my humble opinion
I expect it ends up with 20 million views when this all shakes out
Congrats on eventual monetization of your content
if only we had a politics forum
That was so funny..I didn't even look at it but it caused so much trouble and I got to tease splinty, I'm chuckling about it just remembering