Found bud. About to bake. AMA

[La Paix]

What's the cost of these drugs that you're higey addicted to and how bad has it ruined your relationships with everyone you know?

Scissors or grinder?

Pipe or paper?

How bad do you want to live in BC?

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Ever cross dressed? What outfit did you wear?

 

[La Paix]

Have you ever literally eaten yourself sick from the phenomenon your drug addicts call "the munchies"?

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Ever made a sex tape?

 

[La Paix]

If you ever have kids will you encourage them to follow the path of gateway drugs in hopes they will destroy any chance for their future like you have obviously done or will you abondon them knowing a home filled with junkies isn't the place to be raised?

 

[La Paix]

After you've consumed your drugs do you get an overwhelming sense of guilt and regret or is your brain so fucked up you can't even process the idea that you're going to be smoking crack in an alley any day now?

 

[La Paix]

Do you prefer to blaze then fuck or fuck then blaze?

 

[La Paix]

When putting on a condom do you use your hands or do you prefer to hold it in your mouth to show him how skilled you are?

 

[La Paix]

Do you remember your first BJ? How did you get the taste out of your mouth after?

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

When putting on a condom do you use your hands or do you prefer to hold it in your mouth to show him how skilled you are?

I practiced this skill on a pickle after watching HBO. Mastered it.

 

[La Paix]

I practiced this skill on a pickle after watching HBO. Mastered it.

Baby dill or garden fresh monster zucchinis?

Feel free to answer as well @Alienator

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Baby dill or garden fresh monster zucchinis?

Those big ones in the ghetto liquor stores where you can stick an entire peppermint stick down the middle. Magnum

 

[La Paix]

Those big ones in the ghetto liquor stores where you can stick an entire peppermint stick down the middle. Magnum

Actual lol....

 

[ThatOneDude]

Do you prefer to blaze then fuck or fuck then blaze?

Why is this an either or scenario

 

[La Paix]

Thats for @Alienator to answer

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

How fat is too fat for you to fuck?

 

[Punch]

How long since your last serious romantic relationship? Why did it end?

If you could go back in time and start your life over, no knowing the outcome, but having the wisdom you have now, what age would you choose?

How big is your penis?
Ever had anal sex? Did you like it?

I'm currently in a relationship. Been seeing the mother of my child for about 2 years. Bit of a rocky patch lately, but we're working on it and things are getting better.

Probably when school started.

Ha! 7" and couple of pennies.

No. Just the thought grosses me out.

 

[Punch]

What is the silliest thing you've done to make someone laugh?

What's your favorite book?
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Ever had a threesome or participated in a gang bang?

Back when T.G.I.F. was big on ABC in the 90's i used to do "The Urkel dance" to get my little sister to laugh.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTeOcVelYi0


I can't really choose just one book, but if had to narrow it to a series it'd be Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series. It's a fantasy epic.

Yes, i was in a ffm threesome when i was 18.

 

[Punch]

What's you worst regret?

Your biggest dream?

Not calling my dad back the day he was killed.

To be a good father.

 

[Punch]

Are you close to your family? If not, why?

To my immediate family, yes. To my extended family, no. Reason being i moved around too much in my life. I finally just got tired of trying to remain in contact with all of them.

 

[Punch]

If you had two weeks to prepare, would you eat a teaspoon of your own shit for 1 million tax free dollars?

uuugh....

I wouldn't need the two week notice. Give me the cash and a chocolate smile.

 

[Punch]

If you had a free pass to kill anyone in the world, would you? And who would it be?

I dunno. The subject of murder is pretty touchy for me. In my previous line of work, killing was an accepted part of the job. If someone was trying to kill me or my comrades i had no hesitation.

Warlords, despots, tyrants and the like might all make it on my list. Fuck bullies.

 

[Punch]

Could you flip the switch and electrocute someone on death row?

I've had to kill before. I don't know how different it would be than a combat situation, but i imagine so.

 

[Punch]

What's the cost of these drugs that you're higey addicted to and how bad has it ruined your relationships with everyone you know?

Scissors or grinder?

Pipe or paper?

How bad do you want to live in BC?

LOL i wouldn't say highly addicted to. I just smoke weed when it's in a relaxed responsible setting. Almost everyone i know is aware of my proclivities, so it hasn't really had any impact on my relationships. I'm prescribed pain medicine as well but i don't take it a lot. I find they dull my mind.

Grinder.

Pipe for me alone or two people. Blunt or a fat J for more.

BC has always sounded nice to me. If i didn't have my 13 month old i'd give it a try for sure.

 

[Punch]

Ever cross dressed? What outfit did you wear?

Not even when i took acid.