Found bud. About to bake. AMA

[Punch]

Have you ever literally eaten yourself sick from the phenomenon your drug addicts call "the munchies"?

Not sick, but i have had the green eyed munch monster destroy a pantry or two.

 

[Punch]

Ever made a sex tape?

Nah, never had a lady agree to it.

 

[Punch]

If you ever have kids will you encourage them to follow the path of gateway drugs in hopes they will destroy any chance for their future like you have obviously done or will you abondon them knowing a home filled with junkies isn't the place to be raised?

Holy fuck dude, lol. I'll tell my daughter that she can smoke weed when she's graduated from high school. There's plenty of time to smoke in college. Hell i'll blaze one with her if she feels like.

 

[Punch]

After you've consumed your drugs do you get an overwhelming sense of guilt and regret or is your brain so fucked up you can't even process the idea that you're going to be smoking crack in an alley any day now?

Nah man. I've smoked a lot of weed/hash oil, done blow, dropped acid, eaten mushrooms, taken ecstasy, and tried an assortment of pharmaceuticals. The only time i've ever had a bad trip was the night in Denver where i rolled for so long and so hard that my roll got evil.

 

[Punch]

Do you prefer to blaze then fuck or fuck then blaze?

if i have to only choose one, blaze then fuck.

 

[Punch]

I'll answer more later, got an appointment i have to go to right now.

 

[Priziesthorse]

Have you ever attempted to suck your own dick?

 

[Priziesthorse]

Have you ever had a sex toy or finger put inside your ass? Did you enjoy it?

 

[Priziesthorse]

On average, how often do you masturbate in a week?

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Oh that damn Horsey smh how I love thee!

 

[Priziesthorse]

If you were forced to choose, would you rather drink a cup of my semen or a cup of a random woman's period blood?

 

[Priziesthorse]

What words would you use to describe the taste of the last girl you went down on?

 

[La Paix]

If you were forced to choose, would you rather drink a cup of my semen or a cup of a random woman's period blood?

Just to help clarify for @Alienator do you mean like a cup with one orgasm worth or like a legit one cup measuring scoop? And for the blood can we get some details on this random woman or is the mystery part of the fun? Basically does she have aids?

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Horse semen is good for hair and skin. Period blood only good for voodoo

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Do you fuck your woman while she's on her period? Do you eat that bloody snatch?

 

[Priziesthorse]

Just to help clarify for @Alienator do you mean like a cup with one orgasm worth or like a legit one cup measuring scoop? And for the blood can we get some details on this random woman or is the mystery part of the fun? Basically does she have aids?

Legit cup. The woman's health is a mystery so she could have aids, but then again, so could I.

 

[La Paix]

Legit cup. The woman's health is a mystery so she could have aids, but then again, so could I.

And so the plot thickens.....

 

[Priziesthorse]

Horse semen is good for hair and skin. Period blood only good for voodoo

 

[Punch]

When putting on a condom do you use your hands or do you prefer to hold it in your mouth to show him how skilled you are?

Do you remember your first BJ? How did you get the taste out of your mouth after?

Never had a thing for dudes.

I like to let a woman put that bullshit on me if we need to. If not, my pullout game fairly strong.

First BJ that i received (you motherfucker ) it was in a neighbor's house in Hawaii. I was 16.

 

[Punch]

Baby dill or garden fresh monster zucchinis?

Feel free to answer as well @Alienator

 

[Punch]

How fat is too fat for you to fuck?

Hmm. Depends on the girl, my mood, etc. I dated a bigger girl once, and she treated me like a king.

 

[Punch]

Have you ever attempted to suck your own dick?

Nah man. LOL.

If i was ever that lonely, i'd just punch the clown first. Damn dude.

 

[Punch]

Have you ever had a sex toy or finger put inside your ass? Did you enjoy it?

Not for anything sexual, but i had to take some medicine suppository style before. Not into ass play giving or receiving really.

 

[Punch]

On average, how often do you masturbate in a week?

On average? I'm beating my shit right now!

No but seriously maybe twice or thrice a week depending.

 

[Punch]

If you were forced to choose, would you rather drink a cup of my semen or a cup of a random woman's period blood?

Period blood all day. That shit don't swim.