General Funny limp dick stories

[Atto]

My cousin went to a hooker when he was 18 and he couldnt get it up, to make it worse she said "cant even get it up and they want to come fuck". His face turned red and he had to leave out of embarrassment.

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[Thuglife13]

My cousin went to a hooker when he was 18 and he couldnt get it up, to make it worse she said "cant even get it up and they want to come fuck". His face turned red and he had to leave out of embarrassment.

 

[Rambo John J]

I love wasted and thug life gifs
so dumb but so damn good

Great kick though
I think the skinny jeans affected his jump and caused the miss

 

[Rambo John J]

My cousin went to a hooker when he was 18 and he couldnt get it up, to make it worse she said "cant even get it up and they want to come fuck". His face turned red and he had to leave out of embarrassment.

haven't had limp dick yet
what age does that shit kick in at?

describe the hooker please kind sir

 

[Atto]

haven't had limp dick yet
what age does that shit kick in at?

describe the hooker please kind sir

I wasnt there. He told me about it.

 

[jason73]

yeak OK "cousin" riiiiiiiiiiiight

 

[MovinOn]

I love wasted and thug life gifs
so dumb but so damn good

Great kick though
I think the skinny jeans affected his jump and caused the miss

Similar concept. Same result.

 

[otaku1]

I wasnt there. He told me about it.

 

[theFLY~n~TACO]

Coke dick > whiskey dick

Js

 

[member 3289]

Similar concept. Same result.

View: https://youtu.be/4boQi9-W558

 

[member 3289]

One time @HEATH VON DOOM's sister left their trailer door open and a cold draft blew in and shriveled me right up.

Sorry @HEATH VON DOOM

 

[RaginCajun]

haven't had limp dick yet
what age does that shit kick in at?

describe the hooker please kind sir

Agree, me at basically all times when a hot chick is around...

 

[Jdog93]

Agree, me at basically all times when a hot chick is around...

Should take those back to the pants store.

 

[RaginCajun]

Should take those back the pants store.

 

[member 3289]

yeak OK "cousin" riiiiiiiiiiiight

IT WASN'T HIM I'VE SEEN HIS DICK

 

[SongExotic2]

I once made a Chinese lady give up after she jerked me off. I didn't get limp dick she was just gross

 

[Never_Rolled]

I've dated a lot of chicks. When that happens it's always a sign to move on. I'm not talking whiskey dick. Just in the normal course of fucking. My dick knows when it's time for a change. He's always right.

 

[SongExotic2]

I've dated a lot of chicks. When that happens it's always a sign to move on. I'm not talking whiskey dick. Just in the normal course of fucking. My dick knows when it's time for a change. He's always right.

 

[tang]

I heard limp dick happens when you jerk off to too much to porn, psycholotically fucks with your head cuz reality is usually uglier than porn

 

[Jdog93]

Someone say limp dick?

 

[Atto]

Agree, me at basically all times when a hot chick is around...

Which movie is this from?

 

[SongExotic2]

Which movie is this from?

Batman 3

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger is using his alt account to find other limp dick tmmacers.

 

[Never_Rolled]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger is using his alt account to find other limp dick tmmacers.

He said you’re rough around the edges but a big softie.