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Limpy

Banned
Oct 20, 2015
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Who said i've got limp dick syndrome anyway? The porn i saw tonight was like the first i've watched in about a year. It was good to knock one out to! I think it's okay, in moderation?!?
I didn’t say you did. I made a statement in general.
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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Anyway it's not what you have, but WHAT you DO with IT! Plus when you reach a certain age, you don't give a fuck.... Literally! lol
 
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Anyway it's not what you have, but WHAT you DO with IT! Plus when you reach a certain age, you don't give a fuck.... Literally! lol
There is not one god damn thing that is funny about this post
 

Atto

Chinese Virus
Feb 11, 2016
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Who said i've got limp dick syndrome anyway? The porn i saw tonight was like the first i've watched in about a year. It was good to knock one out to! I think it's okay, in moderation?!?
hahahahah, bull fucking shit. in a year?
 

KWingJitsu

ยาเม็ดสีแดงหรือสีฟ้ายา?
Nov 15, 2015
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One thing this thread has taught me .... women can take a good beating. Or a good kick to the head.






That's why you gotta tell 'em twice.