Thats because I let him hang around after he blows me
General Funny limp dick stories
- Thread starter Atto
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Your kindness and caring has no bounds. I like that.
Throbs gotta have loads of stories
I’ve got a few from my speed using days. They’re pretty much all the same though.
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I don’t think so. You would have to have opportunities to realize limp dick. Sadly, he has very little to talk about.
Do you have whats app?
Don’t be a cock blocker.
I think there is a balance between getting a wife. And then timing. But then what would I know? It's been a while since I last got laid!?
i think Atto is the hooker in this story.
if you have a wiener, it's a chick wiener.
Hahaha, good one.
Tell us how u jack off with limp dick.
Life’s like a cock. When it’s hard you get fucked. When it’s soft you can’t beat it.
porn helps
Porn is actually terrible for the mind if you have limp dick syndrome. As an old fuck I have very few boners left so I use mine sparingly for ugly sluts I meet at dive bars.
Who said i've got limp dick syndrome anyway? The porn i saw tonight was like the first i've watched in about a year. It was good to knock one out to! I think it's okay, in moderation?!?
in the 20s you got about 5-infinity boners a day
30's you got 3-4 easy
40s I think you got 2-3 if you keep in shape
30's you got 3-4 easy
40s I think you got 2-3 if you keep in shape
everything in moderation
including moderation