General Got hit by a car

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  1. RaginCajun

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  2. Splinty

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    Russian guy gave himself an appendectomy in the 60's. Used only local anesthetic.

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  3. Miesha's Taint

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    You are on form today champ. :tearsofjoy:
     
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    He needs to prince!
     
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  5. Galt

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    Girl from yesterday insists on taking me to a clinic, I can't go to hospitals.
     
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    Quickly go the clinic and just get some antibiotics...Straight under the counter Thai style...Probably for the best mate.
     
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  7. koolinkunming

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    Shit man, you need to seek medical care. Hope you get feeling better soon. Stay out of the light, preferably dark room if you have a concussion to keep brain activity to a minimum. That’s what I’ve read anyway.

    Btw, what part of China are you in? Looks like China judging from the house I’d bet.
     
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  8. Galt

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    Taking a nap, girl's aunt is a doc. Might be a way to swing this.
     
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  9. Galt

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    Thailand brother.
     
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  10. koolinkunming

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    Ahhhh, I was close anyway. You’re actually close to where I lived in Kunming, Yunnan, China for over a decade. I miss the subtropical weather. I can’t seem to get acclimated to this cold hell I’m back in lol.

    Anyway, rest up. Isn’t there a good private hospital you could go to? That’s your best bet in that corner of the world, I’m sure you know.
     
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  11. Galt

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    I lead a bit of an alternative life.
     
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  12. koolinkunming

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    I get the alternative life to some degree, although probably different. I was a Buddhist monk in a strict orthodox tradition for about 4 years.
     
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    The motherfucker is an illegal alien....We just have to let him die when he gets lame...The yaa dong will fix shit for today...Ain't that right brother @Galt@Galt :p
     
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  14. koolinkunming

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    Hehe I met guys in that situation in Philippines.
     
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    He has alcohol. What do you know?
     
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    Russia and japan in those ages did some just totally nutty things like sewing dogs and monkeys together.
     
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  17. Galt

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    At a clinic, apparently it cut through the muscle. Now the fuckers want me to get an xray. Pfffft, I know I got concussed.
     
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  18. Rhino

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    Hey don't mess around with those concussions.... You don't want to end up with memory loss and the shakes
     
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  19. Galt

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    Pretty sure that ship has sailed in my case. Been knocked around more than a little, the fact that I am still alive is astonishing. I think I have to take tomorrow off as well, leg hurts quite a bit.
     
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    Should have cauterized that wound with a spliff then beat the car to death like on Street fighter 2
     
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    glad your getting checked out brother
     
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  24. Galt

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    Looks like a prolapse.
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