Hey peoples. Im drunk. AMA.

[BJTT_Pella]

Uuuhh. This will be interesting. Im to big for this bike.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

I got beats tho

 

[ThatOneDude]

Good luck bro, don't get hit by a car

 

[Joemacka]

So Im really leaving now. DC hoodie on and all. Im fucking hungry. I cant sit here and type on my phone or ride and type. So, ill be black. I mean back.

 

[Joemacka]

Be safe man.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

No for sure this time. Im really leaving. I did my test rides. Got it all down. I zip tied my speaker on. Im out front, drunk as as fuck, nobody still asked me shit. Hittin the road fuckers.

 

[Chief]

We hardly knew him.

 

[ThatOneDude]

What time is it where you are?

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Nevermind. I made it two blocks, im to fucked to ride a bike.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

This was my ride

What time is it where you are?

Its 2:10 am

 

[Joemacka]

Nevermind. I made it two blocks, im to fucked to ride a bike.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

We hardly knew him.

Come on Chief. We know people, who know other people, who know people, that we know. So we got that.

 

[ThatOneDude]

You did great, we are proud of you.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Not happening. I guess im left with the weefes orange chicken.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Not happening. I guess im left with the weefes orange chicken.

Is she going to be pissed if you eat it?

 

[BJTT_Pella]

You did great, we are proud of you.

I tried. Really did lol. I got as drunk ass I could really. Wait. Im still going FML lol.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Nevermind. I made it two blocks, im to fucked to ride a bike.

I thought this might be a problematic task to undertake. I can barely post threads here when I'm hammered, riding a bike, are you fugging kidding me?

 

[ThatOneDude]

I tried. Really did lol. I got as drunk ass I could really. Wait. Im still going FML lol.

Why don't you stay home bro hahaha

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Is she going to be pissed if you eat it?

No. I hate that shit. Thats why she made it. Long story. Really long, like 14 fucking years to long.

 

[Robbie Hart]

What did your wife do to piss you off?

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Why don't you stay home bro hahaha

Oh Im home now.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

What did your wife do to piss you off?

Married me.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Married me.

I hate when they do that

 

[Robbie Hart]

Married me.

For good and bad, it's a motha facking roller coaster

 

[BJTT_Pella]

I hate when they do that

It will be my first. If we cant work this out. It will be my only and last. I never want to co habitate with another woman for the rest of my life. Except my daughter. She can live with me forerever.