General Hypothetical TMMAC Meet-up Event

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Sex Chicken

Sex Chicken

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Banchan said:
Yall have fun at Rhino's imaginary party

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I’m imagining @Rhino sitting on his living room couch, streamers and balloons everywhere. A box of wine is on ice. He’s looking at the clock nervously. An internet bully’s words ring inside his head “Have fun at Rhino’s imaginary party....”
A tear rolls down his cheek and he throws his party hat across the room. He stands up to turn off the lights, but all of the sudden he hears this...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkaoacQIyz0

He looks out the window and sees me with my shirt off and a boom box on my shoulder. I’m wearing a pair of jean shorts and I’m glistening in baby oil.
Rhino rubs his eyes and sees an army of lumpy misshapen TMMAC bodies marching behind me. We are all shirtless, and we’ve all brought either nachos, or potato chips. Rhino starts playing air guitar.
 
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Banchan said:
Yall have fun at Rhino's imaginary party

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Back with the gay jokes, you're a regular Amy Schumer over here...... Besides, even if this is all the party was, it still would be great because your sorry troll ass isn't there you simple bitch.

Now go back to crying that everyone on this forum is cliquey because we all hate you.
 
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Sex Chicken said:
I’m imagining @Rhino sitting on his living room couch, streamers and balloons everywhere. A box of wine is on ice. He’s looking at the clock nervously. An internet bully’s words ring inside his head “Have fun at Rhino’s imaginary party....”
A tear rolls down his cheek and he throws his party hat across the room. He stands up to turn off the lights, but all of the sudden he hears this...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkaoacQIyz0

He looks out the window and sees me with my shirt off and a boom box on my shoulder. I’m wearing a pair of jean shorts and I’m glistening in baby oil.
Rhino rubs his eyes and sees an army of lumpy misshapen TMMAC bodies marching behind me. We are all shirtless, and we’ve all brought either nachos, or potato chips. Rhino starts playing air guitar.
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Bass, I play bass
 
Banchan

Banchan

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Rhino said:
Back with the gay jokes, you're a regular Amy Schumer over here...... Besides, even if this is all the party was, it still would be great because your sorry troll ass isn't there you simple bitch.

Now go back to crying that everyone on this forum is cliquey because we all hate you.
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Even if everyone hates me, you have no right to speak on their behalf.
 
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Banchan said:
Even if everyone hates me, you have no right to speak on their behalf.
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I'd almost feel bad for you if you weren't so fucking pathetic and lame..... Oh and also a notorious troll who acts like a dumb cunt and plays the victim role. But hey, don't mind me here..... I'm just working on my real sailor talk..... But raw
 
Banchan

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Rhino said:
I'd almost feel bad for you if you weren't so fucking pathetic and lame..... Oh and also a notorious troll who acts like a dumb cunt and plays the victim role. But hey, don't mind me here..... I'm just working on my real sailor talk..... But raw
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The part where you are an old man bullying me is the best part.
 
Banchan

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You embody exactly what I mean by men being controlling and bossy. You Can't just let people be. If they do not act like what you want them to act, say what you want them to say, submiss to your bossy dumbassery and be maliable to your ideas, you have to let them know you disapprove like you are the epitome of what an ideal person should be like.

Bossy, controlling, bully and likely short and bald to boot, hence the huge a.f. chip on your shoulder.

I wouldn't go to your imaginary man love gathering anyway.
 
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