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benjo0101

benjo0101

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No. Not to a man, although that is legal here.

I am not prepared. Not even close. Not nervous about the actual event but more about making sure everything is organised and earning enough money to pay for the damn thing.

Must remember to not get too wasted on the day. I do love a drink.
 
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benjo0101 said:
No. Not to a man, although that is legal here.

I am not prepared. Not even close. Not nervous about the actual event but more about making sure everything is organised and earning enough money to pay for the damn thing.

Must remember to not get too wasted on the day. I do love a drink.
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Get wasted. Have fun and congratulations mate.
 
SongExotic2

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If it's to a man make sure you get very drunk
 
Robbie Hart

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benjo0101 said:
No. Not to a man, although that is legal here.

I am not prepared. Not even close. Not nervous about the actual event but more about making sure everything is organised and earning enough money to pay for the damn thing.

Must remember to not get too wasted on the day. I do love a drink.
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M8, All the best
 
Hauler

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Congrats, bro.
Have fun. Don't sweat the small stuff.
 
Wild

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Keys to a long healthy marriage

69 a lot, even after you have kids and hit age 45 and beyond.

After you have kids, lock your bedroom door before 69’ing.

Tell her the foods great, no matter how shitty it is.

Look to Kenny Chesney songs for advice when you argue.



The above has kept ours happy and healthy for 15+ years. Good luck hombre.
 
regular john

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Congratulations and Good luck Sir!

Don't stress too much about it and don't pay attention to every single complaint that your wife may say about the house.
 
HEATH VON DOOM

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Words of advice

Pay no attention to what that hillbilly Wild @Wild says. Never expect another BJ after the first 6 months but continue to service her or pay the consequences. Also Kenny Chesney sucks.

Never let her change your routine or else you run the risk of never being able to have beers with the boys again. When she starts bitching let her know its her problem not yours. She will eventually accept it. Also its ok to do shit around the house to help her. She is your wife not your slave and it goes a long way when you stay out too late drinking beer on occasion.

Lastly, make her feel like she cant live without you but never let yourself feel that way in return. Dont set yourself up for that failure or heartbreak.
 
benjo0101

benjo0101

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HEATH VON DOOM said:
Words of advice

Pay no attention to what that hillbilly Wild @Wild says. Never expect another BJ after the first 6 months but continue to service her or pay the consequences. Also Kenny Chesney sucks.

Never let her change your routine or else you run the risk of never being able to have beers with the boys again. When she starts bitching let her know its her problem not yours. She will eventually accept it. Also its ok to do shit around the house to help her. She is your wife not your slave and it goes a long way when you stay out too late drinking beer on occasion.

Lastly, make her feel like she cant live without you but never let yourself feel that way in return. Dont set yourself up for that failure or heartbreak.
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The beers thing went ages ago.

Shit. I'm doing it all wrong
 
Wild

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HEATH VON DOOM said:
Words of advice

Pay no attention to what that hillbilly Wild @Wild says. Never expect another BJ after the first 6 months but continue to service her or pay the consequences. Also Kenny Chesney sucks.

Never let her change your routine or else you run the risk of never being able to have beers with the boys again. When she starts bitching let her know its her problem not yours. She will eventually accept it. Also its ok to do shit around the house to help her. She is your wife not your slave and it goes a long way when you stay out too late drinking beer on occasion.

Lastly, make her feel like she cant live without you but never let yourself feel that way in return. Dont set yourself up for that failure or heartbreak.
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I must be doing something right :sunglasses: so ignore my advice at your own risk.
 
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One of my uncle's gave me this advice when I was engaged (never made that walk)..... He said to "treat her like a queen, keep her smiling and laughing, always bring her coffee in the morning.... But every now and again, disconnect something in her car's engine just to remind that bitch of how much she needs you".
 
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