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Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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On my wedding night my grandfather sat me down and gave me all the advice I ever needed.

He said “Son. If you’re hung like a hamster, you better have a tongue like a rattler.”
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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On my wedding night my grandfather sat me down and gave me all the advice I ever needed.

He said “Son. If you’re hung like a hamster, you better have a tongue like a rattler.”
Why is your grandfather calling you his son? You’re the one needing therapy here methinks.