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This sounds like something a New Yorker would say
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... Yes it was... I literally just said that he said that..... I bet the only thing your uncle said to you was "the best parts of you dribbled down my leg"
*It's a inbreeding joke for all who didn't get it*
I have 8 words of advice for a couple.
"I'm sorry" " You were right" and "I love you"
and yes, don't get trashed. The day goes by in such a blur without being drunk that you'll regret missing one of the most important things that happens in your life because you needed to get trashed.
"I'm sorry" " You were right" and "I love you"
and yes, don't get trashed. The day goes by in such a blur without being drunk that you'll regret missing one of the most important things that happens in your life because you needed to get trashed.
I hope you two are able to happily make each other suffer for the rest of your lives.
Run for the hills
Change identity
???
Profit.
Change identity
???
Profit.
Married life can be great. Best advice i can give is pick your battles and ask yourself "do I want to be right or happy" before commiting to an arguement. Also make sure you guys have some past times you can do together for years to come like skiing, biking, traveling...
Congrats man! Save a little of yourself for the wedding day, but have fun at the stag
I was engaged to a girl with a wooden leg once.... but I broke it off!
That girl also had a GIGANTIC vagina.
One time I was fingering her and she started complaining that my ring was hurting her.
I said "honey, that's not my ring... that's my wristwatch!"
wise words from Bob
I hope you two are able to happily make each other suffer for the rest of your lives.
lowering your expectations is my only advice...expectations lead to disappointment
sad image...good concept
Why?
Nope...barely saw that show...big fan of bobby lee and will sasso though
I used to get pissed at folks for fucking up when I ran large construction crews...caused lots of stress...I then lowered my expectations of them and life got easy...I began to either fire them, or demote them without stress and be pleasantly surprised when I found a reliable employee
I use the same principle with family members and my lady and it cuts down on the BS...even loved ones rarely live up to expectations(myself included) so just enjoy them for who they are and realize trying to change them is nearly impossible and unhealthy for all involved
I suspect you know all this but typing it out for others to ponder
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Liar! You said a month and I've been waiting for the big day! What do I do with this rental tux now?!?!
Marriage is a blast. Congrats mang!