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Hey, I love my fanny pack. It's tactical
good point
Now I gotta buy a robot? WTF?
I have been at the ER for the last five hours.
I have a bad foot that is sore with circulation problems.
I had an ultrasound and a another scan inside a machine with dyes arteries...(I think)
They was concer
I have a bad foot that is sore with circulation problems.
I had an ultrasound and a another scan inside a machine with dyes arteries...(I think)
They was concer
"My evening involved a five-hour tour of the ER, a veritable carnival of human ailments. My foot, apparently staging a rebellion against proper circulation, became the star of the show, prompting a duet of ultrasound and some dye-infused, tube-based performance art—think modern medical theater. They were, shall we say, enthusiastic about ruling out blood clots, especially the heart-and-lung variety.
My vaccination status became a point of… conversational divergence. When I cited the esteemed medical opinions of MMA forum sages, the doctor's amusement levels plummeted faster than my white blood cell count. Then, we explored the fascinating historical archive of my past, specifically a brief chapter on intravenous experimentation, which apparently can leave lingering plot twists involving heart valves and arterial plaque. A potential multi-day hospital stay was proposed, a sort of medical residency, to further investigate this intriguing narrative.
Naturally, I opted for a cliffhanger, choosing to consult my primary physician tomorrow before committing to the full hospital box set. The ER, as always, was a vibrant tapestry of coughing, confusion, and geriatric outbursts—a true testament to the human condition. And yes, the ultrasound tech’s forearm made an unexpected cock feel while near my left leg’s close-up, resulting in a startled grunt and a dry, ‘did that hurt?’ quip.
Oh, and the ingrown toenail that started this whole saga? Still entirely unaddressed. Because priorities."
My vaccination status became a point of… conversational divergence. When I cited the esteemed medical opinions of MMA forum sages, the doctor's amusement levels plummeted faster than my white blood cell count. Then, we explored the fascinating historical archive of my past, specifically a brief chapter on intravenous experimentation, which apparently can leave lingering plot twists involving heart valves and arterial plaque. A potential multi-day hospital stay was proposed, a sort of medical residency, to further investigate this intriguing narrative.
Naturally, I opted for a cliffhanger, choosing to consult my primary physician tomorrow before committing to the full hospital box set. The ER, as always, was a vibrant tapestry of coughing, confusion, and geriatric outbursts—a true testament to the human condition. And yes, the ultrasound tech’s forearm made an unexpected cock feel while near my left leg’s close-up, resulting in a startled grunt and a dry, ‘did that hurt?’ quip.
Oh, and the ingrown toenail that started this whole saga? Still entirely unaddressed. Because priorities."
I hope the ingrown toenail is just pinching a nerve or pressure point that only Steven Seagal and only 4 other Asian guys know about.
I really do not trust the ER DR and staff when I did mention the Covid Vaccine (having covid 2 to 3 times)under major events or injuries being a serious reason for these ailments and they did not react the way I wanted.
Completely shut down and I feel there is enough literature now showing it could be.
Completely shut down and I feel there is enough literature now showing it could be.
Doctors are a bunch of mindless twits these days. Some friends of ours have a box at Clemson's football stadium and we go once or twice a year. One year, they were sharing the suite with 2 ER doctors from a hospital in the area. The subject of medical marijuana came up and both of them were completely dismissive. I then brought up the opiate epidemic and asked them why they were prescribing oxys and other powerful opiate willy-nilly for years and their response was "we didn't have any idea that they were harmful, we were just following the board's guidelines". When they said that my jaw dropped and I said "you had no idea that potent opiates were dangerous?". And they both just looked at me with blank stares.
That was fun.
Ran out of a bar across the street to a buddy's basement because we got tornado warned and the weather went from good to fucked. Hail. Lightning. Crazy wind.
We drank beer in his basement for 20 minutes. Shit was crazy outside for 10 minutes or so. No idea if Ohio had a touchdown or not - but I'm home now. Had a tree down across the drive - other than that no harm no foul.
Ran out of a bar across the street to a buddy's basement because we got tornado warned and the weather went from good to fucked. Hail. Lightning. Crazy wind.
We drank beer in his basement for 20 minutes. Shit was crazy outside for 10 minutes or so. No idea if Ohio had a touchdown or not - but I'm home now. Had a tree down across the drive - other than that no harm no foul.
