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MountainMedic

MountainMedic

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megatherium said:
LOL yeah it totally sounds like a backwoods version of an unben legend. Unreal
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Well apparently its an epidemic.
I googled "Colorado pooper peeper" and its pages and pages of pooper peeper.

We need to just start killing weirdos.
Sure, we'll get a few good ones by mistake, but were here...
 
MountainMedic

MountainMedic

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So I was was just sitting here, minding my business when I hear what sounds like a jet going on and off.

Go outside and see smoke. WTF?!?
My water heater is below the house in a dugout crawl space. I swear I thought my water heater had gone blooey.
Go to the side and my neighbor is on the other side burning weeds on the fence line. There are flames 2 feet from my log home.
I didn't lose my shit cause I gotta live by this fucker, but holy fucking hell.

At LEAST come fucking tell me you're intentionally setting my grass on fire.
 
MountainMedic

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I swear.... 40 yo me would have taken his torch and told him he can have it back when he pulls his head out of his and 20yo me would have probably ended up in jail.

But I'm not honestly sure this is better.
 
Cornhole Champ

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MountainMedic said:
When I was a Ranger in Colorado there was a fella dubbed the pooper peeper.

This sick fuck would GET IN the porta potties. All the way in, through the hole or through the septic hatch.

He'd post up in the shit hole with an old school vhs cam and wait.
Reports started coming in that people were seeing a red light down in the shit pit and then Reports of a guy in there.

I honestly didn't believe it was true, it was so ridiculous and it was some front range weirdness we didn't deal with in mountain parks.

I think it was my second season when my boss that year walked in and said "we got em!" like we just brought down ISIS or some shit.
I admitted that I never believed it was real and my boss tells me "I chased that motherfucker once at Cherry Creek!"

It was all over the news.
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I remember that
 
Cornhole Champ

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MountainMedic said:
I think high-school, the idea of it and the way its done, is absolutely insane.

You are putting 13 yo children at the mercy of 18yo idiots, lol.

If you were a girl you were fresh meat in a shark tank, i saw that change chicks andsend them on the path.
If you were a guy you suddenly lost that delusional distance between adults and kids because there were other "kids" roaming the halls with beards and jobs and drug problems.
It was so fucked.

I like the idea of middle school, as opposed to Jr high.
If you had those kids together 7,8,9 grades they would hit HS at 15 and just slightly more prepared to deal with it.

I honestly think it would make a difference.
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Yep, Seniors were going after all the freshman girls, my girlfriend all through out high school and the girl I thought I would marry was raped at a senior football party after they kept feeding her the alcohol and she passed out. I lived with her family from my junior year on before I went into the military. I beat the shit out of the guy that did it. The whole school knew what happened. It was fucked up.
 
vad

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I took about a ten pound shit last night at 11pm. Woke me out of bed. The son of a bitch was over two feet long easy. Pizza was a bad choice.
 
MountainMedic

MountainMedic

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vad said:
I took about a ten pound shit last night at 11pm. Woke me out of bed. The son of a bitch was over two feet long easy. Pizza was a bad choice.
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Years ago I ate a whole pizza and a 12 pack after a long day.
I didn't shit for 10 days, thought I was going to die, no natural remedies were working. It was to the point I had a weird taste in my mouth.

Drastic action was taken and the shit I took is the all time record setter. I was afraid to flush.
So much corn..
 
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