General I'm seeing a new ho on monday>>> AMA....

[yuki2054]

I met this cute woman on facebook. She's 39, so there should be some leather on there for me to chew on. And she's already confirmed that she is a smoker, and that her tongue is red, so i should get that nicotine rush, and also a pleasant erection, when i snog her. Which she has also told me she is good at. You guys don't understand, i may be shit in bed, but i am the Mohammed Lee of kissing, ladies, you've been warned!

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

Is she black?

 

[yuki2054]

bingo

 

[Hauler]

When you kiss her, see if you can guess what other guys had for lunch that day.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Ask her to shit on your chest for good luck

 

[yuki2054]

When you kiss her, see if you can guess what other guys had for lunch that day.

you don't understand, her 12 year old son was a mistake, and she hasn't had a boyfriend in years. im quite looking forward to it....

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

What is the story behind the red tongue?

This isn't something I'm aware of.

 

[Hauler]

What is the story behind the red tongue?

This isn't something I'm aware of.

Yeah. I let that one go. Along with misspelling Ali.

 

[member 3289]

Do you think you can limit your threads to 1 per day?

I know you need the attention but come on, man.

 

[yuki2054]

Yeah. I let that one go. Along with misspelling Ali.

mohammed lee = bruce lee+ mohammed ali put together. im done

 

[Hauler]

mohammed lee = bruce lee+ mohammed ali put together. im done

Bruce Ali or go fuck yourself, imo.

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

Yeah. I let that one go. Along with misspelling Ali.

 

[silentsinger]

Did Charli file a restraining order?

 

[yuki2054]

Did Charli file a restraining order?

no thanks she's still hot. but she is not free. and i am not a millionaire!

 

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[yuki2054]

You know. i guess it's one small sacrifice i'll have to make, to get tangled with her tongue? And before you say anything else, yes she has signed a verbal contract that she is up for snogging (which means french kissing in english)!

 

[Shinkicker]

How do you sign a verbal contract?

 

[yuki2054]

How do you sign a verbal contract?

by agreeing to it, over the phone!

 

[Deleted member 1]

How do you sign a verbal contract?

With your tongue... Haven't you been paying attention. thanks for playing (that's a joke!)

 

[yuki2054]

With your tongue... Haven't you been paying attention. thanks for playing (that's a joke!)

hahaha

 

[Shinkicker]

With your tongue... Haven't you been paying attention. thanks for playing (that's a joke!)

Do you get a notice each time that I change your rating?

 

[Qat]

Do you get a notice each time that I change your rating?

I gave you all the ratings in order.

 

[Shinkicker]

I gave you all the ratings in order.

Oh thank you!

I only received one alert though .....

DAMMIT

 

[Qat]

Oh thank you!

I only received one alert though .....

DAMMIT

Which one?

 

[Shinkicker]

Which one?

The 'wtf'.

First or last choice?