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A pity, would have been a brilliant tactic to give @Splinty a like on all his posts and then change it to rainbows. Keeps him on your good side and makes all the others think you are an edgy rebel. He would never notice!
System is too smart tho.
It fits better into the 'snogging' thread tho.
just had to edit that one for real. Fuck correct spelling. Lol
Are we in agreement that when god created squids, he had two Brits snogging in mind?
Keeping you on your toes even without chemical weapons!
thanks splinty, and guys, btw i talked to my wife today, and she said shes not bothered. and i talked to my new gf today, and she said she's up for it. so i think i will take some more of that chinese viagra, and give her a good snog, right on her bung hole okay? (that means mouth in english, bloody germans?!?)....
You are a true romantic.
Not bothered about what?
my wife said she's not bothered about my having a new girl friend.
Did you smash yet?
I need updates
I need updates
we're getting tongue tied mate. that's it. i keep on talking dirty with her, but apparently she is "large" breast size, and i don't know if that's a good or bad thing? I'm a bit scared!?
New Ho? Chew on?
the age of the gentleman is dead
the age of the gentleman is dead
If she smokes, she pokes!
Just keep that in mind Johnny boy.
Just keep that in mind Johnny boy.
Did she peg you yet?
