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Qat

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Nov 3, 2015
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The 'wtf'.

First or last choice?
Last.

A pity, would have been a brilliant tactic to give Splinty @Splinty a like on all his posts and then change it to rainbows. Keeps him on your good side and makes all the others think you are an edgy rebel. He would never notice!
System is too smart tho.
 

Shinkicker

For what it's worth
Jan 30, 2016
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A pity, would have been a brilliant tactic to give Splinty @Splinty a like on all his posts and then change it to rainbows. Keeps him on your good side and makes all the others think you are an edgy rebel. He would never notice!
System is too smart tho.
Exactly. Grrrrr......

Back to editing all my posts. That sends him a love note.
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
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A pity, would have been a brilliant tactic to give Splinty @Splinty a like on all his posts and then change it to rainbows. Keeps him on your good side and makes all the others think you are an edgy rebel. He would never notice!
System is too smart tho.
We have spent 90% of the admin time consider, "How can the Germans attack???" and closing those holes first.
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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I know you would never stoop to using those!

But we may be under duress from the Syrian contingent.
thanks splinty, and guys, btw i talked to my wife today, and she said shes not bothered. and i talked to my new gf today, and she said she's up for it. so i think i will take some more of that chinese viagra, and give her a good snog, right on her bung hole okay? (that means mouth in english, bloody germans?!?)....
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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thanks splinty, and guys, btw i talked to my wife today, and she said shes not bothered. and i talked to my new gf today, and she said she's up for it. so i think i will take some more of that chinese viagra, and give her a good snog, right on her bung hole okay? (that means mouth in english, bloody germans?!?)....
Not bothered about what?
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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You are a true romantic.
i just told this woman what i wanted to do to her, and i think she was shocked, then she laughed. i am hoping i can keep it hard long enough to get us both off? er......
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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Did you smash yet?

I need updates
we're getting tongue tied mate. that's it. i keep on talking dirty with her, but apparently she is "large" breast size, and i don't know if that's a good or bad thing? I'm a bit scared!?