Jon Jones Hit and Run Megathread - threads merged here

[WoodenPupa]

"Dat Lifestyle, for 200"

 

[Robbie Hart]

What a creative group we have here......I'm dying to know the truth but some of the posts are possibly better than the truf (best London version of truth)

 

[WoodenPupa]

I thought moving to NM full time was so he could get away from his boys back in NY and mature?

Prolly booked a flight back to NY in his sleep with a vengeful smirk the whole time.

 

[Team Bisping]

From March 31st:

Bloody Elbow captured Sonnen's "Ask Me Anything" chat from Reddit:

Here's how the conversation went:

Fan: Will Jon Jones lose to Rumble?

Sonnen: JJ/AJ won't happen.

A few questions down later, he was asked the same thing:

Fan: Hey Chael big fan! What do you think about Jones vs Johnson?

Sonnen: Won't happen. Mark my words.

 

[Team Bisping]

So main rumour is Jones flunked his drug test

 

[ErikMagraken]

If I had to speculate, and I could be dead wrong, here is my guess

Jon Jones Deceives Nevada State Athletic Commission? Will There Be Fallout? | Combat Sports Law

 

[Left Hook Larry]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08i9kvCJvJ0

 

[jason73]

@BloodstainLane domestic violence is what I've heard

 

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@BloodstainLane domestic violence is what I've heard

He gonna get the chair if true.

 

[FadeToBlack]

No news sources are reporting this.

Am I wrong in wanting to kill Front Row Brian with an axe for bringing this absolutely shitty news to me (assuming it is true)?

I think what the UFC needs, more than anything, is guys getting pulled from their fights. I'm getting way too fed up with every fight happening perfectly as scheduled in this beloved sports of ours.

 

[teamquestnorth]

Wow. With Jones, it could literally be ANYTHING and it wouldn't surprise me.

At least Wideman/Belfort is still on

 

[teamquestnorth]

FRB always brings the goods. I would bet my next paycheck that he is indeed off the card.

 

[Team Bisping]

Stay positive boys, we still got these:

 

[jason73]

The Holy HEEL: BSL ‏@BloodstainLane 7m7 minutes agoQueens, NY
I actually tweeted the story much earlier but deleted it because I could not believe the absurdity of it...but more validity is coming...

 

[lookoutawhale]

View: https://twitter.com/superCalo/status/592424188486389760


haha

haha @superCalo for the win!

 

[teamquestnorth]

We should start up some PayPal bets on what the outcome is

 

[jason73]

supercalo is having a field day with this lol

 

[Priziesthorse]

Vitor can knock out Weidman and Rumble back to back if they don't want to pull Rumble from the card.

 

[jason73]

We should start up some PayPal bets on what the outcome is

you sir are a degenerate gambler lol

 

[Team Bisping]

I'm gonna go with the worse and say he's been accused of rape or something crazy.

 

[SongExotic2]

Vitor can knock out Weidman and Rumble back to back if they don't want to pull Rumble from the card.

 

[teamquestnorth]

So many possibilities with Jones. Dude seriously needs some handlers.

Rape, DUI, Failed drug test, domestic violence, who the hell knows.

 

[jason73]

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[SongExotic2]

Vitor can knock out Weidman and Rumble back to back if they don't want to pull Rumble from the card.

I was actually thinking about this the other day when watching the new TUF

What if it was at 185 not 170?

Blackzillians would be like okay our first man is vitor

Okay what about second?

Nah no point just vitor, where can we pick up the check?

 

[SickEye]

"Two time loser running out of juice
Time to move out quick
Heard a rumour going round
Jonny's going down
This time it's gonna stick!"