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Fan_of_Fanboys

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karasu @karasu you are probably the best poster on this site but you are way off here. the president's role is so different from military and police. it is more cerebral. I don't want to miss out of a better candidate just because they can't do as many push-ups as another guy

the only pro to your idea is there would be an even lower chance of a female president. most women in their 50s in politics are not in shape
 

jason73

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Who out of the front runners was healthy? Bernie is 800 years old and frail .hillary got chucked in the van like a side of beef.you are dealing with elderly people here
 

Never_Rolled

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We are so blessed to have such a hot First Lady. Give me Melania and Jackie O in her prime and I'd have myself a good old time in the Oval Office.
Both men with the hottest first ladies had side pieces too. Not sure what that means or what I am trying to say other than just being Captain Obvious.
 

Disciplined Galt

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Both men with the hottest first ladies had side pieces too. Not sure what that means or what I am trying to say other than just being Captain Obvious.
That’s the tendency. 10% of the men get 90% of the women. Your proclivity for assfucking is weird though.
 

BJTT_Kiwi

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Simmer down cunts.

Let’s start with a birth certificate.
If they’ve got that, then check there’s no death certificate.

If that’s all sweet, and they’ve got a pulse, then you Yankees can try to elect whoever the fuck you want I reckon.

Jon Bones Jones for President!



I’m drinking.
This will come back to haunt me.
 

Never_Rolled

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That’s the tendency. 10% of the men get 90% of the women. Your proclivity for assfucking is weird though.
You might have missed it. I’m not that big on anal. I can take it or leave it. I didn’t relay the times when nothing happened. I just told of the times where I received more than expected. I have probably done it under 20 times I’m guessing.

Not making this up now that I am trying to remember. I fucked a girl in the ass in my parents pool in front of her mother. That story probably deserves it’s own thread.
 

Disciplined Galt

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You might have missed it. I’m not that big on anal. I can take it or leave it. I didn’t relay the times when nothing happened. I just told of the times where I received more than expected. I have probably done it under 20 times I’m guessing.

Not making this up now that I am trying to remember. I fucked a girl in the ass in my parents pool in front of her mother. That story probably deserves it’s own thread.
To each their own but I’ve never made a thread about beating someone’s ass.
 

Disciplined Galt

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From your bloody pics you didn’t beat no ass.
I can’t work with you American trolls.
I generally don’t take pictures of crumpled paper in the streets. I’m a bit drunk so I’ll ignore that; If you want to question my credentials maybe get your family to pay for the ticket.
 

Disciplined Galt

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I would like to see a thread from you like a day in the life thing as an ex pat.
I am not your typical expat. I lived in Sweden for 13 years, New York City for 12, Spain and France for a year. Going on my ninth year here. Been doing boxing since I was old enough to walk and sold drugs since I started to fuck.
 

Never_Rolled

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Ain’t no biggie. I wake up at 0500 and put my time in. Then I drink.
There has to be a lot more to it. How why when? I would find it interesting anyway. 99% of people just couldn’t pickup and move to a foreign country.
 

Disciplined Galt

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There has to be a lot more to it. How why when? I would find it interesting anyway. 99% of people just couldn’t pickup and move to a foreign country.
Sincerely speaking; send me your number and we’ll have a chat on WhatsApp. I really don’t like writing things.
 

Disciplined Galt

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I’m not calling you a liar not sure how you are seeing that. I don’t have whatsapp either. I just thought an expat thread would be really interesting for the forum rather than a one on one.
I’ve offered it many times. Honestly, I’m not sure it’d be that entertaining. I guess my life now is less exciting than back in Sweden. Get WhatsApp dude. I reckon it conveys sincerity in a better way.
 

Never_Rolled

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I’ve offered it many times. Honestly, I’m not sure it’d be that entertaining. I guess my life now is less exciting than back in Sweden. Get WhatsApp dude. I reckon it conveys sincerity in a better way.
I had a couple Swedish GF’s. One was an au pair down here. I met the other at a wedding. Not one of my better moments in my younger years but she was married. Husband was a drugged out waste of life. She introduced me to the au pair. Anywho someone on another forum with me not having a clue how to spell her name only phonetically, found her for me. I ruined a good thing overlapping if you get my drift. Young men, girls talk.
 

Disciplined Galt

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I had a couple Swedish GF’s. One was an au pair down here. I met the other at a wedding. Not one of my better moments in my younger years but she was married. Husband was a drugged out waste of life. She introduced me to the au pair. Anywho someone on another forum with me not having a clue how to spell her name only phonetically, found her for me. I ruined a good thing overlapping if you get my drift. Young men, girls talk.
Ain’t that some shit?
 

Never_Rolled

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Ain’t that some shit?
This is a bit fucked but you live and learn right?

I met the married one at my sisters wedding. She was hot, sexy and a great dancer. I had to have this chick. I happen to be a pretty good dancer so we danced most of the night while her husband sat there and watched. A couple weeks after the wedding I managed to get her phone number from my sister, not willing on her part. I was fucking this girl within a day or two. She basically never went back home. We just fucked for about 2 weeks. I didn't know her or the husband before the wedding but somehow this guy sobered up and put it together she was with me. I was already sick of her at this point so I encouraged her to go back. It didn't end well (she was pissed at me). In that two weeks she introduced me to her au pair friend. She called her from my phone. I went through my phone and found the number. It was the homeowners home phone who employed her.

She ends up coming over with a third Swedish chick. You know the type. That fat cock block with the bad attitude. All young girls have those friends. The au pair tells the other chick to go home she was staying the night. I wasn't use to girls being that open but Sweden gonna Sweden. I start fucking her on her days off. She was really a nice girl. Not the greatest or most exciting fuck but really nice. The married chick was a rocket in bed. God I can't believe the stupidity I am about to post.

I was probably banging her for a month or two and she taught me some Swedish. Of all the dumb things I call the married one where she worked to show off my new Swedish and to hopefully patch things up for another go at her. She catches on quick how I learned. She calls the au pair "guess who called me and asked me out". The au pair calls and said I understand you called Ella and asked her out. We can still be friends but we won't be seeing each other any more. It gets worse.

I can't deny at this point so I try to explain. I really said this. I tell her she is like a nice luxury car. Comfortable nice to ride but every once in a while it's also nice to drive a Ferrari. Somehow I thought this was going to smooth things over. Never got with either one again. The au pair went back and sent me a letter once. Her dad was a fighter pilot BTW.
 

sparkuri

Pulse on the finger of The Cimmunity
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A man can have a shitty diet, but if he exercises like a crazy person he can still be ripped. Chad Johnson's daily diet of McDonald's burgers is fairly well known, yet he maintains a (no romo) ripped body:


Trim does not imply ripped. I am talking about a masculine classical gentleman's structure example and not a vanity obsession.

Nice try Hauler @Hauler .
Johnson's physique & bitch tits are due to youth and steroids along with those Big Macs.
karasu @karasu I believe outlined a "gentleman's physique".


This is an example of a genetic disposition who realizes it and gave up.
He's days away from coming out of the closet(his mom's) and rioting in Portland during his lunchbreak after his first 4 hours of data entry at a temp agency.