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Wild

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Kenny Rice crop dusts people in elevators because he thinks it's funny.
 

ECC170

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Kenny Rice clogs the toilet......when he pee's
 

lookoutawhale

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Kenny Rice purchased a hemp cake for Inside MMA's 1st anniversary party.

The next morning he asked management to conduct an employee drug test.
 

Wild

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Kenny Rice used to put laxatives in his teammates Gatorade, so he would get more playing time.
 

ECC170

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Kenny Rice cured world hunger...
 

D241

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I Wild Each It;n17535 said:
Kenny Rice pisses in a Gatorade bottle at night, so he doesn't have to get out of bed.

Ah man, this one kinda hits home for me
 

D241

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Culinary Union Delegate;n18813 said:
That's called an Irish Urinal
Awesome! I didn't know they had a name for that.

i'll add that to my repertoire next to "Italian Shower"
 

dacofty

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Kenny rice slipped PEDs in all the fighters drinks just so he would have something to talk about, then blamed it on Bas
 
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When Kenny Rice get the flu, every motherfucker within a mile of Kenny Rice is going to get the flu. Spits in his hand before he shakes yours. Dirt lip's every coffee cup. Sneezes on every door knob.
 

lookoutawhale

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Kenny Rice replaces toilet paper with sand paper at every local home depot public washroom.
 

Wild

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Kenny Rice calls 911 to tell dispatchers about how awesome he is.
 

megatherium

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His wiki bio says he's from McDowell Kentucky. I'd like to see the networks scout that area for more broadcasting talent.

It's a great accent for sportscasting, Let's here more of it!
 

Wild

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Megatherium;n18909 said:
His wiki bio says he's from McDowell Kentucky. I'd like to see the networks scout that area for more broadcasting talent.

It's a great accent for sportscasting, Let's here more of it!
Good Lord...Kenny Rice being from McDowell makes me embarrassed to be a fellow Kentuckian.
 

megatherium

el rey del mambo
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I guess he does look kinda rough; probably the result of a lifetime of recreational pain pill usage. You look at Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, all from the area and all pill heads.

I met Jerry Lee at Expo 86 here in Vancouver, a friend of mine played in his band when he was here and he was eating percocets like they were candy, had that deathly funereal pallor, yet frowned upon the use of weed in his presence.