Kenny Rice....

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

Awesome! I didn't know they had a name for that.

i'll add that to my repertoire next to "Italian Shower"

ok, i'll ask it. wtf is an italian shower?

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

I guess he does look kinda rough; probably the result of a lifetime of recreational pain pill usage. You look at Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, all from the area and all pill heads.

I met Jerry Lee at Expo 86 here in Vancouver, a friend of mine played in his band when he was here and he was eating percocets like they were candy, had that deathly funereal pallor, yet frowned upon the use of weed in his presence.

that's how we do things in the u.s. we give you some of the most unhealthy chemicals man can make, and try to keep pot illegal. makes sense.

 

[lookoutawhale]

When Kenny Rice attends a wake, he asks the widow what the appetizer special is on today's menu.

 

[lookoutawhale]

When JFK asked Kenny Rice if he should take the hard top because of security concerns, Kenny said "no bro take the convertible, its really sunny out"

 

[megatherium]

Good Lord...Kenny Rice being from McDowell makes me embarrassed to be a fellow Kentuckian.

Ever consider a career in sportscasting Wild?

 

[Wild]

Ever consider a career in sportscasting Wild?

Oh no you didn't...

 

[lookoutawhale]

Kenny Rice disagrees with Smokey the Bear on who can prevent forest fires.

 

[megatherium]

So you guys don't really dig Kenny Rice I take it.

I always thought he was right up there at the top, maybe just behind Bruce Beck.

 

[Wild]

Any respect that I had for Kenny Rice disappeared the day he cut Ben Askren off, so he could kiss the UFC's ass.

 

[lookoutawhale]

Kenny Rice named his daughter "Basmati" so she could get bullied in school.

 

[lookoutawhale]

Kenny named his son "Brown" to piss off Uncle Ben and his wife Aunt Jemima.

 

[lookoutawhale]

Kenny Rice goes jogging in dress shoes.

 

[Zeph]

Kenny Rice phones in fake donations to children in need.

 

[megatherium]

Kenny named his son "Brown" to piss off Uncle Ben and his wife Aunt Jemima.

Rumor has it Uncle Ben was so mad he converted Kenny.

 

[Bluesville]

Kenny Rice throws dog eggs at nuns.

 

[Zeph]

Kenny Rice volunteers at a homeless shelter, just so he can jerk off in the food.

 

[Bluesville]

Kenny Rice volunteers at a homeless shelter, just so he can jerk off in the food.

Who can honestly, hand on heart, say they haven't done that?

 

[Culinary Union Delegate]

Kenny Rice got a blood transfusion from a South African tranny just so he could spread the AIDS

 

[Culinary Union Delegate]

Kenny Rice goes raw dog is dirty bitches, and when he gets that shit, he's giving it to thirty bitches

 

[dacofty]

Kenny Rice stole Lorenzo's phone and tweeted dana and asked what he was up to at midnight, dana got all excited and made a mess.

 

[Culinary Union Delegate]

Kenny Rice does tons of charity work in Africa...for Boko Haram

 

[D241]

ok, i'll ask it. wtf is an italian shower?

It's when you're dirty, but need to go out soon, so you just spray yourself down with cologne to cover up the stank. Italian shower.

 

[Culinary Union Delegate]

It's when you're dirty, but need to go out soon, so you just spray yourself down with cologne to cover up the stank. Italian shower.

We call that the Puerto Rican Bath

 

[Zeph]

We call that the Puerto Rican Bath

We just call that a bath round here.

 

[lookoutawhale]

Kenny Rice called the flag of Japan a Maxi Pad.