I'm still fucken pinked on twitter
I'm about to go 4D cunt and quickly turn this feel-good puff piece into a negative.We all think @Future President Kamala is a cunt. He is, but he's a cunt with a sweet mullet who likes to save people sometimes:
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I ran into a few Stralyans on a hiking trail in the Florida Everglades last weekend. Thought they were from Boston at first until one guy kept talking.I'm about to go 4D cunt and quickly turn this feel-good puff piece into a negative.
Firstly, I hate surfing. I look like Robert Smith if he'd just had chemotherapy. And you would probably have a better chance of finding a good beach in Nevada than in Melbourne anyway. Surfing is for bogans in the retarded parts of the country.
Secondly, what is this fucking guy doing in Hawaii on a beach anyway? We risk our entire covid elimination strategy just to let people attend surfing comps?
Cunts like him are travelling over to Covid Town USA, mingling with you disease-ridden lepers and then bringing it back here to cause outbreaks.
I wish he had drowned.
Well, parts of the country are blissfully unaware that covid is even really a thing, so it doesn't surprise me that retards are acting like that.I ran into a few Stralyans on a hiking trail in the Florida Everglades last weekend. Thought they were from Boston at first until one guy kept talking.
Neither was wearing a mask (every American there had one at least around their neck that they pull up when crossing paths with someone). Also, that extra foot or two of personal space that Americans now give each other - completely oblivious to them.
That's not called 'footy' here mate. It's called 'wogball' ('wop'ball to translate the ethnic slur into American). Or 'soccer', just like yanks, if being politically correct - but always accompanied by spitting on the ground in disgust as you say it.I found a picture of @Future President Kamala getting ready to play some “Footy” with his “mate”.
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Did they smell like vegemite and fosters?I ran into a few Stralyans on a hiking trail in the Florida Everglades last weekend. Thought they were from Boston at first until one guy kept talking.
Neither was wearing a mask (every American there had one at least around their neck that they pull up when crossing paths with someone). Also, that extra foot or two of personal space that Americans now give each other - completely oblivious to them.
some people just have no sense of nuance.
Stupid woman didn't realise that shit makes good fertilizersome people just have no sense of nuance.
it's OK, she's cool.Stupid woman didn't realise that shit makes good fertilizer
Is this some electrician joke I’m not getting?
She laughed