I'm downMelvin is a puny kid who gets bullied constantly and brutally (1st act of movie)
Melvin, now an adult, has grown into a huge guy (played by John Cena) who fucks his bully's wives and then beats up his bullies. He then joins the military and kills a record number of Taliban. (2nd act of movie)
Finally the PTSD from a lifetime of bullying and war catches up with him and he snaps and starts mailing crude homemade explosives to politicians. When the police converge on his house he takes his own life by gunshot. (final act)
Sounds shit.*producers*
a movie producer just gets the financing the screenwriter and director come up with ideas for movies.
It was one movie, not 3, no one wants any further ideas from you as you don’t even understand the fundamentalsI'm down
On one condition
In the third movie of the series we have to pay homage to the brace Taliban hillfighters
10 000 bahtI'm pretty good with a balance sheet. I'd make a decent producer. What's our budget?
Not sure I'll be able to put this together for $510 000 baht
Just go to location. I’ll sort the rest.Not sure I'll be able to put this together for $5
Suggested titles:Should just get some tmmaceers fit them with a go pro and get together in Bangkok. You’ve got to be bangkok ready though.
Hmmm where will we get an elf?A department-store Santa Claus discovers a neo-Nazi plot to mate a nice girl with an elf in Colorado.
Then a hero in a maga hat swoops in and shoots the filthy druggies right in the face with a rocket launcher.smoke clears
barely visible is the outline of two figures sitting in the distance
they appear to be sitting on giant mushrooms and passing back and forth a marijuana cigarette
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