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sparkuri

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Who said anything about man made climate change?
Idk if anyone in this thread did, I haven't read the whole thing.
But the reason it's being talked about at all is because that's the entire point.
So "who said anything about man-made" would be, everyone that's put the topic in the limelight, changed policy, raided Amish farms, pushed EV policy, implemented ESG scores etc.
So I'd say everyone, except you for the sake of argument.

As sure as the sky is blue & water is wet, the only reason the word "climate" is on anyone's tongue is because TPTB put it there to convince the plebes that they are the cause of problems & government is the solution, and to divide them and redirect their focuses to each other.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Jul 22, 2015
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I visited the World Economic Forum. According to them, global warming climate change is responsible for:

  • Sex-changing lizards in Australia
  • Shrinking goats
  • Shitty tasting wine
  • Much less coffee
  • More turbulence on planes
  • Lightning strikes
  • Volcanoes erupting
  • Louder frogs in Puerto Rico
  • More jellyfish
See for yourself:
Don't know about the planes and shit buy the agriculture makes sense. Farmers around here are having a hard time growing anything other than corn.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Jul 22, 2015
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Are the tranny lizards eating all their crops?
Don't think so. But it turns out most crops don't really like going back and forth between flood season and drought. Something about plants being pussies.
 

Papi Chingon

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Oct 19, 2015
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John Kerry was giving some dipshit climate lecture yesterday and he farted twice. The lady next to him put her hand to her nose on the second fart. I can't find the video right now but it was hilarious.
 

Rambo John J

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I haven't heard that one in a long time. I'd expect melting ice to lower the level because you know, I've had drinks before.
If the ice is far above the water level it would raise the water level

Glacier on a mountain isn't the same as ice cube barely above water level
 

Hauler

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I haven't heard that one in a long time. I'd expect melting ice to lower the level because you know, I've had drinks before.
Maybe too many?

Your obvious comeback should have been that pic only works if they were taken at the exact same time of day/season due to tidal influences on water levels but...

 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Jul 22, 2015
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If the ice is far above the water level it would raise the water level

Glacier on a mountain isn't the same as ice cube barely above water level
The ice caps aren't though and that's was always the marketing material.

Glacier on a mountain isn't going to make it to the ocean anyways.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Maybe too many?

Your obvious comeback should have been that pic only works if they were taken at the exact same time of day/season due to tidal influences on water levels but...

You're really overestimating my level of care.