General Post your height, weight, age and street fighting style and ill tell you how id beat you

[Lord Vutulaki]

Go.

@Leigh is barred from posting - any other pro fighters too, im not retarded.

 

[SongExotic2]

Go.

@Leigh is barred from posting - any other pro fighters too, im not retarded.

What about @b00ts

 

[Rambo John J]

6' 193lbs Chutebox improved

 

[b00ts]

5'9" , 170lbs, 30, utilize leg kicks because no one knows what to do against them in a street fight... also have a Thai boxing background, so ye.

Edit -- 170, gave myself 10lbs.

 

[SongExotic2]

Also I'm pretty sure I could take out any pro fighter in here. Quick scissor kick to the temple or a fujiwara armbars.

The only reason I didn't go pro was I had to register my hands as deadly weapons so it'd be technically illegal for me to fight in sport.

I've got a scar from getting head-butted by someone with a motorcycle helmet on.


That kind of shit doesn't happen in the UFC or pride

 

[gangsterkathryn]

In for the results of this.

 

[SongExotic2]

In for the results of this.

We do this quite often


I always win

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

What about @b00ts

Yeah him too

 

[b00ts]

Yeah him too

Well damn

 

[SongExotic2]

I could definitely take out @ECC170


I'd just say 2pac wore a nose ring and he would cry until he violently shook himself to sleep.







Then I'd scissor kick him for good measure

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

6' 193lbs Chutebox improved

Well were the same height, ive got some weight on you but not much.

Youre American from memory so ill not be clinching with you or anything that could get me involved in a wrestling match (see story about me getting bashed by the American on the Fijian resort)

My jab makes God himself jealous so ill rely on that working angles on your wide loopy punches, keeping the distance between us, then im might ask you a metric system based question mid fight and as your eyes glaze over Id come over with the V-bomb right on the chin.

 

[Limpy]

10" but overall length when stretching is 36"

17 lbs

5 years old

Ninja shit

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Well damn

I meant I DONT want to fight you man, IIRC youre ex military so a pro fighter at higher stakes, fuck that

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Is anyone shorter than my 5'1" self?

I win because I'm closest to the ground and can take all you tall people down.

 

[jason73]

6 ft 250lb style sucker punch from behind and soccer kicks till you stop trying to get up

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

183cm, 90kg
Muai Thai & BJJ, with years of bouncing.
But you knew that already @Lord Vutulaki

Getting me pissed and waiting for me to fall over doesn't count.

 

[SongExotic2]

Is anyone shorter than my 5'1" self?

I win because I'm closest to the ground and can take all you tall people down.

This what id do to you.

One of my famed dropkicks (known to break ribs)

 

[SongExotic2]

6 ft 250lb style sucker punch from behind and football kicks till you stop trying to get up

Fixed

 

[gangsterkathryn]

This what id do to you.

One of my famed dropkicks (known to break ribs)

Not quite that short.

 

[ECC170]

I could definitely take out @ECC170


I'd just say 2pac wore a nose ring and he would cry until he violently shook himself to sleep.







Then I'd scissor kick him for good measure

You would roll your scurvy ridden Ankles in your yeezys doing any such scissor kick!

 

[member 1013]

Mid thirties

6'1"
227
Smothering affection

 

[SongExotic2]

@Shinkicker

I would defeat her with ease.


Just kick her in the....





Cunt.

 

[Shinkicker]

@Shinkicker

I would defeat her with ease.


Just kick her in the....





Cunt.

I would snap your shins before your foot ever left the ground fucker.

 

[SongExotic2]

I would snap your shins before your foot ever left the ground fucker.

Please refrain from calling other members rude names.

-Regulator2

 

[Shinkicker]

Please refrain from calling other members rude names.

-Regulator2

What's rude? Fucker? That's a term of endearment.