Cinema Rate the last movie you saw

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VFR said:
I agree with the 7/10. Definitely a fun watch, I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. Some funny moments, I had a good chuckle when they were throwing fridges and the robot yelled AHH Got me in the hammy!
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I couldn't agree more. Gave me slight Stranger Things vibes but more fun. Loved the non-human characters...
 
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What the heck are you guys smoking, electric state was barely a 5/10. It had to be a money laundering cover. One of the most expensive films ever made at 320 million and it's on netflix. The only good part was the robots.
 
kvr28 said:
There's a new crow movie?
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There was last year. It was panned by critics, I never bothered to watch it. I just assumed it yet another was a lame cash grab by movie studios too scared to actually take a risk on an original story.
 
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There's a new crow movie?
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NotBanjaxo said:
There was last year. It was panned by critics, I never bothered to watch it. I just assumed it yet another was a lame cash grab by movie studios too scared to actually take a risk on an original story.
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One need only look at the movie poster to know it's an absolute shitshow...

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Wolf Man (2025)
4/10
Waited for this to stream on a channel I already pay for (Peacock) and glad I did. Would have been pissed if I’d paid to see it.
They basically dusted off the intended 2014 wolfman flick from Universal’s attempt to resurrect their classic monster franchise that was torpedoed by the Tom Cruise mummy movie a decade later.
Moves the action from whatever European area the 1941 original is set in to the modern day PNW and throws some Indian lore (in the form of an opening title card) into the mix. It’s roughly a mashup of the 1941 original The Wolf Man and its 2010 remake, and Werewolf of London (1935) with a few original ideas mixed in. Gone is the full moon presto-chango routine: once these guys flip it’s the lycan life forever. And they’re not confined to nocturnal adventures, they come out in the daytime as well. The makeup is more Henry Hull in Werewolf of London than Lon Jr.
The actors are not particularly attractive (other than the kid, who’s cute enough) nor are their characters anybody I really cared about, so I had trouble giving a shit if they had all died.
A house that has been vacant long enough for its owner to have been declared dead is in surprisingly good shape, machinery such as generators readily work and batteries in flashlights are still good. A city girl knows how to jump off a truck battery, set a steel trap and operate a hunting rifle, all of which creates barriers to suspension of belief. If you’re going to turn a man into an animal it works better in a setting where everything else squares with the real world.
 
Black Bag - horrible/10

It was like a whole movie of just listening in on therapy sessions. No tits.
 
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