Raw Walks with Elias

[ShakaSway]

Oh man, they focussed on it and everything. Guess TNA really is broke. Irony

 

[Bozy]

I remember Rock saying big red retard about Kane. Still funny to me.

 

[ShakaSway]

I remember Rock saying big red retard about Kane. Still funny to me.

His first real tag team partner was a guy who went on to make a sex tape with a boar, so yeah, Dwayne had a point.

 

[ShakaSway]

That girl has low standards. Out of all the wrestlers to come out of nowhere to a pyromatic entrance, educating you on a phone plan, Dolph should be at the bottom. Even Bo is a better option

 

[Bozy]

That girl has low standards. Out of all the wrestlers to come out of nowhere to a pyromatic entrance, educating you on a phone plan, Dolph should be at the bottom. Even Bo is a better option

But HE'S HERE TO SHOOOOW THE WORLD

 

[ShakaSway]

But HE'S HERE TO SHOOOOW THE WORLD

Ah man, when he was super over and he cashed in MITB, that was showing the world, that if you have a hot manager, an even bigger blacker bodyguard, that no one minds a white man beating up a Mexican. That I will give him.

 

[ShakaSway]

Also nice Roman face turn, letting Elias finish his song.

 

[Bozy]

Ah man, when he was super over and he cashed in MITB, that was showing the world, that if you have a hot manager, an even bigger blacker bodyguard, that no one minds a white man beating up a Mexican. That I will give him.

Wasnt watching then. But AJ Lee was hot as hell. Still is.

 

[ShakaSway]

Wasnt watching then. But AJ Lee was hot as hell. Still is.

I always thought Smackdown burnt the hottest women’s feud early with Becky vs Bliss, but Lee vs Bliss would also be a contender. Braun special referee, bonafide match of the year.

 

[Bozy]

I always thought Smackdown burnt the hottest women’s feud early with Becky vs Bliss, but Lee vs Bliss would also be a contender. Braun special referee, bonafide match of the year.

Stacey Keibler vs Torri Wilson in a Braun on a pole match

 

[ShakaSway]

Stacey Keibler vs Torri Wilson in a Braun on a pole match

Is it Braun holding the pole? Thats the only way I see Braun being on a pole. And replace Torrie with 2017 Trish.

 

[Bozy]

Is it Braun holding the pole? Thats the only way I see Braun being on a pole. And replace Torrie with 2017 Trish.

No. Torri>Trish Braun is the pole

 

[ShakaSway]

No. Torri>Trish Braun is the pole

With Braun AS the pole? Then yes Torrie>Trish. If Braun was holding the pole, Trish>Torrie

 

[Bozy]

With Braun AS the pole? Then yes Torrie>Trish. If Braun was holding the pole, Trish>Torrie

How about just make it a triple threat. No losers there.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Is it Braun holding the pole? Thats the only way I see Braun being on a pole. And replace Torrie with 2017 Trish.

Have you not seen 2017 Torrie?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I won Mark of the Year award by naming my Giant Standard Poodle Elias, so that way I can go on walks with Elias.

Did this actually happen?

 

[Bozy]

Have you not seen 2017 Torrie?

Coming in dropping bombs!

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Coming in dropping bombs!

 

[ShakaSway]

Did this actually happen?

Yes, as of two days ago I have a giant standard poodle named Elias. We have yet to go for a walk, only 8 weeks old.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Yes, as of two days ago I have a giant standard poodle named Elias. We have yet to go for a walk, only 8 weeks old.

That is one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I think I speak for everyone when I say that everytime you take him for a walk you should say "Who wants to walk, with Elias?"

 

[ShakaSway]

That is one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I think I speak for everyone when I say that everytime you take him for a walk you should say "Who wants to walk, with Elias?"

That is the plan. Its also convenient due to Samson’s beard looking like Elias’ hair in general.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

When are Mandy Rose and Alexa Bliss going to have their kissing fight?

 

[Bozy]

Would love to see Jordan Take on Heather Slayters legends kicking his ass gimmick.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Would love to see Jordan Take on Heather Slayters legends kicking his ass gimmick.

That would be an improvement on this; which has been the worst push in WWE history.

 

[ShakaSway]

Is it racist that he reminds me of Carlton?