I paid 27 fucking dollars the other day for a ny strip and the cunt was bloodier than silence of the lambs. I was pissed. But it was actually delicious
Restaurant Etiquette 101
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Blood is the best marinade
Not when it makes my mashed potatoes go red. Shit looked gross
Think of it as after birth and the steak as the placenta
Im am from the civilized world. Im not a fucking dothraki like thee
Actually Id get the fat one on the ground on some meth and a treadmill and make her into a right fuck toy
I used to live in england. I live central coast cali now. Dunno which i hate mostYou live in England mate
What a civilization!
Here's a few.
Seen a guy mixing a caesar salad with his hands. Pulls out his hand and proceeds to lick every finger, then scoop out the salad with the same hand to put on plates.
Asshole customer meets asshole server. Server spit in his sandwich and serve him.
Food hit the floor and then go back on the plate. It was late and customers came in near closing time so cook was like fuck remaking that shit.
Heard this quote: "these onions are too slimy for the salad bar, save them for the french onion soup".
Don't be too scared, these are isolated incidences and most people have standards. But its scary that there are those that dont. I never did shit like this but i never said anything when i did, either.
Well, i'm heading out to eat, wish me luck
Ah right its the other guy who moved from Murrica to England. I bet the women are much better looking in Cali vs England? English women gross me out, even the hot ones just the accent kills it for me.
I like mezzcan women. Fuck white women. Too much privilege for my liking.
This one rolled my stomach a bit.
Ooooh yeah I always imagine Socal as being full of prime Salma Hayeks
I for one dont mind the spice. I eat all kinds of shit i found on the deck.
Fuck i wish. More like fat cholas with raiders tattoos on thier face
Whats a chola?
Wannabe women gangbangers with drawn on eyebrows
lol
Fuck no. That one i pulled by accident is a good one but for the most part they have kids early (mexicans aint terminators, so the hot ones get got in high school) and then meat bomb. There are some turbo hot ones out there (i seen them at the vip in a mexican club, wouldnt let me in, fags)
You didn't say shit punk.
I have anger problems i think. I wouldnt be able to say "excuse me sir, but we are actually of age and id like a menu"
That guy slighted me and i went red mist. I had to leave immediately for everyones sake. Hed probably have kicked my ass anyway.
Jk. I was fucking furious