Punked by Milli Vanilli lol
Restaurant Etiquette 101
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Dude it was so bad.
Face it you got punked by milli vanilli.
Hey Song you should change your sig to
- punked by milli vanilli.
- punked by milli vanilli.
I keep trying to change my sig but it doesnt take @Splinty do you have the time on your nazi cruiseship to fix this shit?
My only real restaurant rage was against a skinny tiny little Indian girl during my mum's bday dinner once.
It was one of those terrible "Indian Chinese" no one except my fucked up family goes to. We turn up and the place is empty, little indian girl (LIG) runs over and asks if we have a booking in a rude manner. I look around and say "why?" she passive aggresively looks me up and down and seats us out the back near the kitchen (strike 2). I then order a chop suey and tell her to get lots of chili added cause I want it spicy.
LIG wobbles her head and 15 mins later I get my chop suey with zero spice (strike 3) so I call LIG over and asked wtf its not spicy, she grabs a menu shows me the chop suey and starts reading the description out real slow and tard like, I fucking lost my shit, if it wasnt for dad reminding me it was mum's bday Id have kicked off but bit my tongue and refused to eat. These events culminated in me posting my very first online restaurant review, thats how angry I was
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Alright I think I got it
Its fucking crazy huh. I ince threatened a barman who looks like garth from waynes world over a similar nonsensical issue. Cunt told a lie about me being drunk (i was, but he lied on the details)
I don't know him but that sounds serious.
That old chestnut, many of the Korean restaurants here will cut you off after a few drinks if you arent Korean or white or with koreans. I had a waitress tell me that the manager said I cant have anymore drinks and I hadnt even drank anything and was ordering another bottle of soju for the table (my guests). The manager then sat about 4m away watching me making sure I didnt drink, my guests were work clients so that didnt look too good.
How did I miss this? Exactly how urban people and Tusken raiders think. Which one are you?
Servant = server
server = servant
When I whistle or click my fingers you are to be at my side with your little note book at hand.
Im not putting your job down, I respect anyone who works for a living regardless of what they do but these are the facts of the matter at hand.
I dont know what urban means in the sense there is no Australian equivalent. If you mean raised in an inner city ghetto then no I was raised in an upper working to middle class neighborhood , I always treat my restaurant servant like a human being with all due respect, never rude to them unless they manage to fuck up my order.
I was able to change mine.
I'm in full agreement with the abo. I have been on both sides, but if you are my servant then you serve. A serf with an attitude is a western novelty, there's a reason you're serving me and not the other way around.
You whistle or snap your fingers at me, it does nothing other than guarantee every other table I have has priority over you.
Do that and you also guarantee he gets a free meal. You'll probably also not get a tip, and possibly fired.
Not even close. Free dessert at best.
People who whistle and snap fingers at their server probably eat a lot of spit.
Thats one of the things the dude was doing when i saw his server spit in his sandwich in my remark earlier.
Thats one of the things the dude was doing when i saw his server spit in his sandwich in my remark earlier.
First, I'm willing to sacrifice the tip, if that person won't come back. Second, most, not all, but most managers have been servers, and will understand where you are coming from if you explain yourself properly. I've seen plenty of people told that they were no longer welcome at that restaurant for how they treated employees. It's a good gig when your manager has your back like that.
People who whistle and snap fingers at their server probably eat a lot of spit.
Thats one of the things the dude was doing when i saw his server spit in his sandwich in my remark earlier.
Or at least a good ball scratch before grabbing your bread rolls.
Thats one of the things the dude was doing when i saw his server spit in his sandwich in my remark earlier.
Or at least a good ball scratch before grabbing your bread rolls.
Oops. Not sure how that happened.
I like how the tone of your responses are getting more subservient with each post.