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  1. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    Hope for the best and shove gauze in your ass
     
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  2. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken TUF Season 6 Winner

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    Are you supposed to tip at a full serve gas station?
     
  3. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    Yes. Are you rich or obese or both
     
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  4. Sex Chicken

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    I never use them but I did today because my daughter was starting to fall asleep in the car and she would have freaked out if I left her alone in the car.
    I didn’t tip. I feel like a dick now.
     
  5. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Only retards and New Jerseyans have full-service gas stations.
     
  6. Sex Chicken

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    Your step mom is a full serve gas station.
     
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  7. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger King beyond the Wall

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    Oh look I'm too lazy to get out of the car, eh, so let me sit on my ass and have a Pakistani pump gas for me, eh
     
  8. Sex Chicken

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    He was Phillipino.
     
  9. Outlaw Shit

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    Oregon only has full service for public...it is only legal for me to put the nozzle away

    If you have a commercial card you can pump your gas at commercial stations

    and FYI get fuct mate
     
  10. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Plan for the worst and prepare thy anus
     
  11. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    What makes you think it failed? I thought mine failed too remember but it haddnt
     
  12. Shit Plate

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    He told me no more appointments and I said ok how long should I wait before I call back if it is still draining? He said one month. It been a month. Plus it will go 2 or 3 days w almost nothing then blow up like it's 2 days of stuff coming out which imagine isn't good. IDK I'm just rdy for the worst.

    I don't have autocorrect set up on my new phone yet.
     
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  13. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Well mine healed. Then nothing for a month. Then the abscess returned and started to hurt. So I booked in at doctor's andexpected to be back in surgery but it exploded on way there. Since then it was redress it and some antibiotics but the doc said not to worry and she doubts anything else will come of it. That was a few weeks back now
     
  14. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    If it's still draining it's because it hasn't finished healing yet. Stick with it. When I had mine the nurse had a patient with the same thing who was entering thier 9th week. Naturally I only needed 3 because of my warrior spirit.
     
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    Thanks for the encouragement It rly helps!! Also u probably needed 3 weeks because all the semen spackled it shut like super glue
     
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  16. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    If it helps I've just ordered a beer from the Czech republic
     
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    I don't drink anymore but that looks pretty good. Why r u drinking at 5am? R u in England or something
     
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  19. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Yes. In Robin hood county deciding what to eat.
     
  20. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    My favorite city on earth
     
  21. Shit Plate

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    Well since you are at the canal house I'd recommend the homemade venison burger and the cheese and bacon potato skins
     
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    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    I'm not there but I should go. Great place. I stole a gigantic hoegarden glass from there way back when. Not sure why
     
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    Just get the fish and chips. I don't even know why England has menus.
     
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    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Well I'm going to an upscale fish and chip place is the plan. I've been before and it's divine

    Menus - George's Great British Kitchen
     
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