Lifestyle RIP COMMUNITY CHIT CHAT

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  1. Hauler

    Hauler Unknown Member

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    I just reserved a table for you at 2 PM.
    For "special instructions' I wrote "Please don't ask me about my AIDS"
     
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  2. Chief

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    @Wild@Wild please delete this thread. It's an imposter .
     
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  3. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    It's all that homo splintys fault. He thinks he's funny
     
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  4. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    Well the 2 jail girls know about each other now. One thought she could trust someone in there and told her friend and the whole pod knew by evening. My ex came over and handed new girl my pics and said "here....looks like these should be with you not me".
    Hopefully no violence but nothing I can do. Why tf would u ever trust someone in jail. Keep your fucking mouth shut
     
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  5. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    stymied...........
     
  6. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    Had to take someone to methadone clinic today. Looks like a good place to meet women. Lots of hot skinny bitches walking in and out I was only there for a few mins but dam
     
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  7. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    Bailing my girl out now. She be out shortly yaaay
     
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  8. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Updates?
     
  9. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger King beyond the Wall

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    He took his girls to the beach

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  10. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    Update
    Things went good for a few days then she disappeared to smoke crack. Came back and apologized. Stay CPL days then same again .j realized I couldn't trust her here alone. So the other girl I know got put and I brought her here to keep a eye on her. This two ended up having sex while we were all in bed. I didn't join in because the one has heroes but that didn't seem to stop those two. Then next day we got in a argument and they both left .I am likely gonna eat the bail money .don't trust a crackhead. I thought few months in jail off crack would be enough to get her off it. It was not.

    Things were rly cool before the jail shit when we were all hanging out and could come and go as we want. But when she was on my bail everything changed. I saw how she rly is.

    Also in last few weeks I had someone in a well known white prison gang try to kill me for fucking his gf while he was in (which I had no idea I was doing) and I got cuffed and miranda'd on suspicion of bank robbery .

    Oh and I was one of last two ppl to see someone alive which cops seem interested in.

    Believe what u want I will likely be in jail soon. All this shit can be proven but why bother .
     
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  11. Outlaw Shit

    Outlaw Shit No Comment
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    I believe you...be safe
     
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  12. PND (loves chicken tacos)

    PND (loves chicken tacos) Jimmy Carr is a genius

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    Hey @Splinty@Splinty how did you get your avatar to move?

    My avatar is a hotdog gif and it wiggles.

    I want to wiggle!
     
  13. PND (loves chicken tacos)

    PND (loves chicken tacos) Jimmy Carr is a genius

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    Change your life. Either you like the drama or you’re stupid.

    Move if you can and start over. I couldn’t imagine going through even 5% of that and I wouldn’t because it’s ridiculous.

    Good luck and stay safe
     
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  14. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    I don't know why people argue if it's true or not. It's all so stupid in the first place. This is stuff you hide from not brag about.
     
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  15. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    Not bragging I just talk about my life and whenever I mention shit like this the same idiots say I'm lying. Def not bragging. I'll b dead or in jail soon. I don't see where bragging comes into play .
     
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  16. Galt

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    Same here dude.
     
  17. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Bragging may not be the right word. For some reason your posts anger a lot of people. I also don’t know why they accuse you of lying. I guess my point was this isn’t the kind if stuff you would lie about. You seem drawn to this destructive lifestyle and have accepted that you might spend some time behind bars. Most people myself included can’t relate to that type of self destructive behavior. Fucking whores to me also isn’t an accomplishment. I do get the sense you believe it is as you mention it quite a bit. I hope you get some help and can straighten out your thought process. If not you are going to have a rough life ahead. I will continue to read your mishaps though. They are entertaining and I know for some reason it’s important for you to have people believe you. I for one don’t need to approve of your lifestyle but I also don’t think you are lying. I also hope you can stay on this side of the bars.
     
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  18. Galt

    Galt ໝາກສີດາ
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    I reckon the same.
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  19. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    I like the studious sexy look on you.
     
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  20. Onetrickpony

    Onetrickpony The seal of approval

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    Either you are a really inventive troll with a ton of time on their hands or you're living a fucked up life and for some reason feel the need to document your ongoing insanity on this board. People fuck with you because you are easily angered and go off like a burning firework factory at any insinuation that you are not what you claim to be.

    I think you should start a blog on your own website or a site that encourages such things (I'm not saying you should quit posting here as well). It wouldn't surprise me if you developed a following and you might even be able to make money from advertising.
     
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  21. Onetrickpony

    Onetrickpony The seal of approval

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    What the hell is wrong with people?

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  22. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger King beyond the Wall

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    The only one that gets angry is him
     
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  23. PND (loves chicken tacos)

    PND (loves chicken tacos) Jimmy Carr is a genius

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    He craves the attention, hence why he either actually lives the life he says he does or makes it up. He’s like a woman.
     
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  24. Galt

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    I’m a bottle of moonshine in lol.
    I like sharing real shit, just think it might be interesting to some. You talk about what you know right? Cats, wood and alcoholism.
     
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  25. Shit Plate

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    Anyone else know meth is called "Tina"? Some girl just told me she loves Tina and I said who is Tina? She said it's meth u idiot. That's a new one for me
     
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