I'd be doing it asap. Don't change your forward mail or tell the old place where u are going. And also don't let them bail them girls to the new address
General RIP Comunity Chit Chat
- Thread starter SongExotic2
- Start date
M
member 3289
Guest
The mayor and the rest of the town once tried to hotbox a Tim Horton's there
That was my plan until she told me she was gonna go somewhere else from jail and then have me pick her up.......over a recorded jail phone line Tonite. I said u know this is recorded right? She said oops lol. Oh well. I'm sure cops have more to worry about. Or not.
You guys might like this...
Went bowling today for the first time in about 10 years. My wife throws her first practice ball and rips a fingernail. Apparently this is a big deal and she can't play anymore.
I start throwing in her absence. She goes up to the counter to get her name removed from our game, and in the meantime I'm throwing for her turn just to keep the shit moving along.
She says at the counter "can you remove me" for injury and they say "Are you sure she is hurt? She's bowled 5 strikes in a row."
Yeah, that was her husband.
(Me)
I look up at the scoreboard and before I can say "WAIT!" my perfect game was nuked because they pulled her off the game.
Zero chance i got it though.
Went bowling today for the first time in about 10 years. My wife throws her first practice ball and rips a fingernail. Apparently this is a big deal and she can't play anymore.
I start throwing in her absence. She goes up to the counter to get her name removed from our game, and in the meantime I'm throwing for her turn just to keep the shit moving along.
She says at the counter "can you remove me" for injury and they say "Are you sure she is hurt? She's bowled 5 strikes in a row."
Yeah, that was her husband.
(Me)
I look up at the scoreboard and before I can say "WAIT!" my perfect game was nuked because they pulled her off the game.
Zero chance i got it though.
That’s what happens when you frot
Just cold. Around 20 Celsius, freezing my balls off in the shower.
Find out if I need surgery again in 4 hrs. I don't see how I won't. None of this is supposed to be happening. O well.
Hey the guy who posts dick pics and punches cops told me not to be stupid shut up dingbat
No surgery. At least not yet. He said give it another month and gave me some medicine for it.
Hey that happened to me!
Wanna know something cool?
My ass started hurting again a few hours back....
No joke. Will see tomorrow, I didn't mention because I knew u had to go in today...
Fucking stupid motherfucker doctors can't even fix an ass
Fucking stupid motherfucker doctors can't even fix an ass
Good luck man. You don't gotta not mention stuff cuz of me it's all good. I am always ready for life to take a dump on my head.
Hope your appt goes well. As if it wasn't annoying enough getting laid w gauze in my ass now I have to add a cotton ball and medicine lol. They can stuff a bouquet of flowers in my ass I'm still getting pussy
Legit I felt fine until noon today maybe. Feeling a little pain in the same area. I have not got anything booked yet. Might just stab it and see what happens. Once the pressure has gone Its gone