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Too swole to control

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
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Hauler said:
You guys might like this...

Went bowling today for the first time in about 10 years. My wife throws her first practice ball and rips a fingernail. Apparently this is a big deal and she can't play anymore.

I start throwing in her absence. She goes up to the counter to get her name removed from our game, and in the meantime I'm throwing for her turn just to keep the shit moving along.

She says at the counter "can you remove me" for injury and they say "Are you sure she is hurt? She's bowled 5 strikes in a row."

Yeah, that was her husband.
(Me)

I look up at the scoreboard and before I can say "WAIT!" my perfect game was nuked because they pulled her off the game.

Zero chance i got it though.
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Hauler at the bowling alley...

 
Chief

Chief

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We had hot dogs at work last night and when my boss found out he told everyone that they better eat them from the middle because he didn't want to see any big meanie shit :D
 
Too swole to control

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
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Find out if I need surgery again in 4 hrs. I don't see how I won't. None of this is supposed to be happening. O well.

 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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No joke. Will see tomorrow, I didn't mention because I knew u had to go in today...

Fucking stupid motherfucker doctors can't even fix an ass
 
Too swole to control

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
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9,462
Song4 said:
No joke. Will see tomorrow, I didn't mention because I knew u had to go in today...

Fucking stupid motherfucker doctors can't even fix an ass
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Good luck man. You don't gotta not mention stuff cuz of me it's all good. I am always ready for life to take a dump on my head.

Hope your appt goes well. As if it wasn't annoying enough getting laid w gauze in my ass now I have to add a cotton ball and medicine lol. They can stuff a bouquet of flowers in my ass I'm still getting pussy
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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TryHardNobody said:
Good luck man. You don't gotta not mention stuff cuz of me it's all good. I am always ready for life to take a dump on my head.

Hope your appt goes well. As if it wasn't annoying enough getting laid w gauze in my ass now I have to add a cotton ball and medicine lol. They can stuff a bouquet of flowers in my ass I'm still getting pussy
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Legit I felt fine until noon today maybe. Feeling a little pain in the same area. I have not got anything booked yet. Might just stab it and see what happens. Once the pressure has gone Its gone
 
Too swole to control

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,462
Song4 said:
Legit I felt fine until noon today maybe. Feeling a little pain in the same area. I have not got anything booked yet. Might just stab it and see what happens. Once the pressure has gone Its gone
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Ya I had lot of pain yesterday sitting and walking. All gone today. Who TF knows. I'ma be wearing black pants for awhile
 
SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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Honestly. Doctors have failed. I reckon I have a small cavity in the surface of my ass that didn't heal proper. It blew up once. And now it's doing it again. The trouble is I get to a point I can barely fucken move.

Gonna have to stab it with a dart I reckon.
 
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