I'll go to the whorehouse afterwards. I want a good massage firstsaid no man ever
You haven't had a good one thenI've only ever had one. The day before my driving test I completely screwed my back up doing a reverse round a corner up a hill type scenario in my final lesson so went for a massage that evening so I could take my test okay in the morning. Worked wonders but I don't really feel a need for a repeat performance.
Maybe not. Doubt Aldershot is brimming with massage talent.You haven't had a good one then
They don't wanna touch the clients is the problem. I don't blame themMaybe not. Doubt Aldershot is brimming with massage talent.
I live over the next hill from it and still never been, I support Blackburn Rovers lol.I don't know if I've even seen a Brighton game before
How did that happen? lol.I live over the next hill from it and still never been, I support Blackburn Rovers lol.
Luck of the draw, was born thereHow did that happen? lol.
I'd be supporting a German team if that was my case, who have actually be doing okay lately.Luck of the draw, was born thereI much prefer Brighton though
we won the premier league before ArsenalI'd be supporting a German team if that was my case, who have actually be doing okay lately.
I moved around so much I didn't really have an allegiance. Chose Arsenal because we were really dirty at the time and my friend was Arsenal.
You're the best then!we won the premier league before Arsenal![]()
You're probably gonna die.You're the best then!
I keep throwing up. Been happening for years a few days before I get on a plane, I hate it.
Was considering Valium but that'll probably make me even worse. I'll just get comatose drunk on the plane and get arrested in Barcelona so I miss my flight to Gatwick.You're probably gonna die.
Bunch of natterers.this is the official UK thread I think
all I know is I only understand about half of each posts...lotta stuff not in my vocabularyBunch of natterers.
Lost my key. Unbeknownst to me my roommate wasn't home, I figured the cunt was in a deep sleep. Anyhow I went to the pub and drank some beer. Then I had a nap on a chair in the landing, (I had the building key but not the door key) then I went to the pub again and got some carrot soup (it was delicious… phone was dead tho so no pics) then I had some more beers and at some point around 4 o clock I guess my roommate was home and let me in. I was pretty fucked by then. Think my soup got spiked
lol homeless all nightOostende is a lot better than Paris when it comes to being homeless all night. The pubs were open until 6am!
And nobody was even fighting each other. If it was the UK I'd have been in a pickle