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Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
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I went thru a dumpster while wearing a suit yesterday. My ex gfs mom messaged me and said we need to get written authorization and take it to hotel to get my ex's stuff or they gona throw it away. I said I'm gona go there right now because I don't trust them. So I went there in a suit w my gun on my hip. They said it had alrdy been tossed out after a week and I could look thru the dumpster. So I went thru the whole thing and got trash juice on my sleeves which I should have prolly rolled up and didn't.
Her shit wasn't even there. So I'm going back again today to impress her huge boob hot mom.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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I went thru a dumpster while wearing a suit yesterday. My ex gfs mom messaged me and said we need to get written authorization and take it to hotel to get my ex's stuff or they gona throw it away. I said I'm gona go there right now because I don't trust them. So I went there in a suit w my gun on my hip. They said it had alrdy been tossed out after a week and I could look thru the dumpster. So I went thru the whole thing and got trash juice on my sleeves which I should have prolly rolled up and didn't.
Her shit wasn't even there. So I'm going back again today to impress her huge boob hot mom.
Why did you have a suit on?
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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Are you fucken kidding me. Sure I just heard that cocksucker downstairs yelling at his wife again.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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Should I go bash him in or mind my business? I know what women are like. Shell probably fucken stab me for insulting her man.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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If I could cope with things between my toes I would have made knitting needles out of my toes by now. I wouldd have at least made a scarf.