I went thru a dumpster while wearing a suit yesterday. My ex gfs mom messaged me and said we need to get written authorization and take it to hotel to get my ex's stuff or they gona throw it away. I said I'm gona go there right now because I don't trust them. So I went there in a suit w my gun on my hip. They said it had alrdy been tossed out after a week and I could look thru the dumpster. So I went thru the whole thing and got trash juice on my sleeves which I should have prolly rolled up and didn't. Her shit wasn't even there. So I'm going back again today to impress her huge boob hot mom.