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ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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Neither really. I remember being 16 and t levels were one million. I don't think I actually registered any words girls said til I was about 30. I just nodded and smiled, while wondering what it would be like to sleep with them. It really is all chemistry.

I honestly am just glad he used a condom and told him so.
Ugh, I still try to not listen and just contemplate that same thing.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
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Hell yah!

The dude that sat next to me at the meeting kept flirting with me. He even drove his car the wrong way down the parking lot to pass me to say goodbye for a third time.
I said I had a boyfriend like twelve times.
He's a hyena
 

Ministry of Silly Walks

came in like a wrecking ball
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Amateur Fighter
Jan 15, 2015
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Haha, hespect bro.

Maybe my kid wouldn't band his girlfriend in the house if I had a fight banner?
thank you sir, and kids are always going to buck up at your sons age.
just tell him the next time you have a problem, you're getting out your metal bat covered in tape. when he asks what the tape is for, reply that it can be easily removed, so the cops won't find his teeth marks in it.
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
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thank you sir, and kids are always going to buck up at your sons age.
just tell him the next time you have a problem, you're getting out your metal bat covered in tape. when he asks what the tape is for, reply that it can be easily removed, so the cops won't find his teeth marks in it.
The bat will help with my reach disadvantage too since I'm only 5'9" and he is 6'4".
 

Ministry of Silly Walks

came in like a wrecking ball
First 100
Amateur Fighter
Jan 15, 2015
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he'd probably like that. bisping is a national treasure there, even though he's always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
 

BJTT-Rizzo

Tanaka Clan
Feb 16, 2015
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Thread is moving right along here..taco night was a huge success at the rizzo residence people! I hope y'all enjoyed your meals this evening.