Chief
You know what needs to be done. Do the right thing and copy paste that bad boy and the circle will be complete
You know what needs to be done. Do the right thing and copy paste that bad boy and the circle will be complete
General RIP Comunity Chit Chat
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Rip Community Chit Chat 
I remember walking through the woods when I was about 11 years old with my buddy Delvon, and we happened upon a large knotted rope hanging from a tree. The sort of thing you'd find on the banks of a creek for swinging and dropping into the water. Only there was no water. There were however large sand piles and it was just as fun swinging from the rope and flying down a small embankment onto the sand hills.
We visited that site in the woods often on the weekends. One day while exploring these woods, we happened upon a small, 3 foot high tin and cardboard shack. It was scary so we stayed away. One day, we saw two pretty, slightly older girls there... and a guy. This interested my pre-pubescent brain, but not enough to stimulate adventure or risk harm, so I continued to stay away.
Some time later, Delvon told me he'd stopped by the shack and had sex with the girls. I remember feeling mixed emotions of jealousy, confusion and inadequacy. My knee-jerk response to Delvon was "Me too".
He asked me what we did. "Everything", I lied.
His follow up question perplexed me for many years to come... it still does if I'm being honest.
"Did you do butt to butt?", he asked.
"Yes" I lied.
I remember walking through the woods when I was about 11 years old with my buddy Delvon, and we happened upon a large knotted rope hanging from a tree. The sort of thing you'd find on the banks of a creek for swinging and dropping into the water. Only there was no water. There were however large sand piles and it was just as fun swinging from the rope and flying down a small embankment onto the sand hills.
We visited that site in the woods often on the weekends. One day while exploring these woods, we happened upon a small, 3 foot high tin and cardboard shack. It was scary so we stayed away. One day, we saw two pretty, slightly older girls there... and a guy. This interested my pre-pubescent brain, but not enough to stimulate adventure or risk harm, so I continued to stay away.
Some time later, Delvon told me he'd stopped by the shack and had sex with the girls. I remember feeling mixed emotions of jealousy, confusion and inadequacy. My knee-jerk response to Delvon was "Me too".
He asked me what we did. "Everything", I lied.
His follow up question perplexed me for many years to come... it still does if I'm being honest.
"Did you do butt to butt?", he asked.
"Yes" I lied.
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Sep 27,
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I remember walking through the woods when I was about 11 years old with my buddy Delvon, and we happened upon a large knotted rope hanging from a tree. The sort of thing you'd find on the banks of a creek for swinging and dropping into the water. Only there was no water. There were however large sand piles and it was just as fun swinging from the rope and flying down a small embankment onto the sand hills.
We visited that site in the woods often on the weekends. One day while exploring these woods, we happened upon a small, 3 foot high tin and cardboard shack. It was scary so we stayed away. One day, we saw two pretty, slightly older girls there... and a guy. This interested my pre-pubescent brain, but not enough to stimulate adventure or risk harm, so I continued to stay away.
Some time later, Delvon told me he'd stopped by the shack and had sex with the girls. I remember feeling mixed emotions of jealousy, confusion and inadequacy. My knee-jerk response to Delvon was "Me too".
He asked me what we did. "Everything", I lied.
His follow up question perplexed me for many years to come... it still does if I'm being honest.
"Did you do butt to butt?", he asked.
"Yes" I lied.
Sep 27,
ChiefFirst 100
First 100
I remember walking through the woods when I was about 11 years old with my buddy Delvon, and we happened upon a large knotted rope hanging from a tree. The sort of thing you'd find on the banks of a creek for swinging and dropping into the water. Only there was no water. There were however large sand piles and it was just as fun swinging from the rope and flying down a small embankment onto the sand hills.
We visited that site in the woods often on the weekends. One day while exploring these woods, we happened upon a small, 3 foot high tin and cardboard shack. It was scary so we stayed away. One day, we saw two pretty, slightly older girls there... and a guy. This interested my pre-pubescent brain, but not enough to stimulate adventure or risk harm, so I continued to stay away.
Some time later, Delvon told me he'd stopped by the shack and had sex with the girls. I remember feeling mixed emotions of jealousy, confusion and inadequacy. My knee-jerk response to Delvon was "Me too".
He asked me what we did. "Everything", I lied.
His follow up question perplexed me for many years to come... it still does if I'm being honest.
"Did you do butt to butt?", he asked.
"Yes" I lied.
Haha. These are true stories. Glad you like them.
You don't look like a liar so I believe you.
For some reason, my phone wanted me to say "loaf" instead of "liar."
Trust me, I don't look like a loaf either
He dropped this shit out of the blue on us. The response was priceless. Think it's around page 20 on community chit chat (or look for the date 27 sept)
It was one of those moments for the ages. Akin to Jimmy snuka jumping off that cage before he murdered that chick and vince covered it up for him
The best stories are always like that. Dead out of the blue, no context.
When he's eaten loads of mushrooms n shit@ThatOneDude should draw a picture of how he imagines Chief's butt2butt!
Don't encourage him.
Encouraging him is fun!
So what are you people doing? I restarted the leftovers as I shut it off last night because I wasn't really watching. Probably have to do it again tomorrow as I'm also on here and looking for new cars.
My dad has offered me his toaster (Honda element ) if the repair is a long one or I just want to get rid of that piece of shit
I'mulling it over
My dad has offered me his toaster (Honda element ) if the repair is a long one or I just want to get rid of that piece of shit
I'mulling it over
I'm also semi conscious of a presentation I've gotta do tomorrow at work. But fuck that I'll wing it, as long as I sound assured in my bullshit nobody will know
I'm thinking that I should be an adult (ha) and go to sleep since I have to wake at 5am.
I like that the Elements are so roomy.
Hopefully the repair is quick and cheap.
I'm about to turn the tv off and get some sleep since I have to be up at 4am.
I have a love/hate relationship with The Leftovers.
I borrowed it before and I love that car. The standard 7 speaker sound system he got with it is dope too. Really nice. I had to lie at the time and tell him it's a piece of shit, otherwise he would give it me and buy a new car. (My dad's a real tightwad, this was the first car he got new in his life, and he still feels bad about it) my gf got a stick shift Toyota yaris and he drove it and loved it. So he actually went and got 9ne just the same so now it's a spare if I need it.
Kinda pissed my car broke, but I'm more pissed because I can't get fallout 4. I've been waiting for that game for years and my fucking car dies the day it's released
Fucking horse shit of the highest quality
Fucking horse shit of the highest quality
What were you going to play it on?
Uber. Sit in the back seat.
Ps4. I had 4 Xbox 360s but couldn't get an Xbox1
All that bullshit they tried to pull before fan backlash made me smh.
And then I realized I had 4 Xbox 360 and used to talk shit about my buddy who was still on his first ps3.
And the biggest sticker for me was I wanted to play the last of us.
So I'm glad I got the ps4 as the last of us is the greatest video gaming experience I've ever had in my life. Easily