Lmao...." I'll scream so loud!" What is Black Bolt a 14 girl who just got told by her parents that the One Direction concert is a no go? Fuck this guy....Good, I'm gonna come in here and wreck this joker in a minute.
I think after scrambling electrons in Spawns brain, he'll want to take his spawning upstream, where I'll liquefy his entire existence, resolidify him for giggles, give him a power punch at 25,000 mph(that's like 35,000 kph canad), and shove his ASS up his ASS.
Then I'll scream so loud that hell won't have enough material to work with to resurrect this "superhero".
That's assuming his remains make it down to Hades after his wardrobe malfunction clogs the escalator.
After I'm done with this wannabe Venom knockoff, I'll kick the living shit out of Apocalypse, AGAIN.
/*Drops mic
You can punch, kick and scream (lol oh no loud noises!) All you like but its harmless.
Spawn's body is quite dense, weighing over four hundred pounds (250 kg), and is composed completely of necroplasm.
(Your punches will more than likely cause your 18awg fingers to turn into dust from your amazing speed smashing into solid mass being protected by his killer outfit)
This gives him super strength and durability. While he still has internal organs, they are non-functional, and their damage/destruction does not hinder Spawn in the least.
(Any attempt at BBtrying to win this via physical damage is a joke, fuck off with your mosquito like efforts)
These organs re-appear when he magically regenerates his wounds. This may be due to Spawn's inability to let go of his human self, retaining his human organs even though he no longer requires them.
Spawn wears a living symbiotic costume, Leetha of the 7th House of K (aka: K7-Leetha). While wearing it the host assumes a dominant role over his suit. His cape, spikes, chains, and skulls are all part of an organism bonded to his central nervous system that will protect Spawn even if he is unconscious
(Don't care how fast you are you simply don't have the strength to win a fist fight brah...)
Though he always tried not to expend a lot of magic, he has been shown using it for a variety of effects including resurrecting the dead, firing blasts of necroplasmic energy, teleportation, shapeshifting, and curing the sick.
(Hitting you with some necroplasm plasm after teleporting around like a MFer causing some tears to roll out onto that weak fucking S&M mask you got on)
Spawn still retains the military training and weapons expertise from his days as a soldier and thus frequently uses guns as an alternative to his magic."
How is this not wrapped up already? BB quit on his stool crying foul in the above posts and is praying for a NC ruling....
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