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Fuck you bro

I got a Vince Vaughn hairline myself
Just tattoo a hairline in front of your widow's peak.

It's not like one more shitty tattoo would drastically change the way people look at you.
 
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Joe biden will supposedly address the nation at 5pm est. According to politico

Heres a glimpse of future footage
 

Speaker to Animals

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Kamala is completely tone deaf.

I'll excuse Biden's behavior because he's a senile old man who has no idea what's going on.
But Jesus, these are career politicians, it's gotta be in the top ten on the list of don't ever do's.

1. Don't take out your dick.

2. Don't forget what state/ country you're in during a speech.

3. Don't get caught on a hot mic talking about your dick.

4. Don't be direct when vague is an option.

5. Don't smile and laugh on camera during a crisis.

6. Seriously, don't whip it out.

7. Shake the hands, acknowledge the little people with a smile and a wave.

8. Play golf for some reason. Not a real American game like baseball, nooo...

9. If your press conference turns out to be next to a dildo shop, cancel the press conference.

10. You can't smell the children anymore, that shit's gross.
 

Speaker to Animals

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Sleepy Joe gave us eight months of dignified leadership simply by shutting the fuck up, but this is next level shitting the bed. Holy shit.
 
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Sleepy Joe gave us eight months of dignified leadership simply by shutting the fuck up, but this is next level shitting the bed. Holy shit.
Everyone saw it coming. It was obvious years ago but everyone was so caught up in "orange man bad" they forgot everything about dementia joe

Just like joe did
 

Dick Niaz

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This ought to be an extremely interesting test of his PR speech writers.
It'll be one of the most important speeches of his career. Will it be a Bay of Pigs moment? Or will he fall on his face?
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I wonder what the odds are on him answering any questions.

Just kidding. No reasonable betting site would set a line on that.