Society The Great Straw Debate

[member 3289]

This topic may very well lead to an irreparable split amongst forum members, but fuck it.

Durable paper straws never tear. Apparently in shithole countries they come wrapped in plastic but in the civilized world (Florida) they're wrapped in paper.

Plastic straws are absolute shit. I mean just look at this fucking disaster:

Understand that anyone who votes for plastic straws is getting put on my ignore list dope quick.

 

[Splinty]

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

 

[La Paix]

 

[RaginCajun]

 

[Filthy]

 

[Rambo John J]

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[John Lee Pettimore]

What a bunch of bullying petty cunts.

I don't really eat fast food at all, so I haven't used a straw in forever. In my limited experience, most paper straws are sturdy enough to serve their purpose so long as you don't sit on your drink for an hour, and plastic straws are generally fine but can be brittle.

Generally I am in favour of reducing the use of one-shot stupid throwaway plastic when possible, so for that reason paper straws get my vote.

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[ShatsBassoon]

Generally I am in favour of reducing the use of one-shot stupid throwaway plastic when possible,

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RAT tests have entered the chat

 

[ShatsBassoon]

This thread is a thin disguise to finding out dentists can tell that you've recently sucked dick

 

[SuperPig]

Understand that anyone who votes for plastic straws is getting put on my ignore list

Say no more.

 

[Hauler]

Single use anything sucks.

I don't use straws ever, so I'm fine if the world forces shitty paper straws on everyone. Fuck em.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Can't make twisty straws out of paper.

Plastic straws or death by dismemberment

 

[Qat]

People over 5 use straws?

 

[Hauler]

People over 5 use straws?

Not men.

Chicks use them sometimes to keep their lipstick from smudging. It's also an oral tease if she is with a man she wants to shag.

 

[member 3289]

People over 5 use straws?

Yes.

 

[Dick Niaz]

Paper straws are the worst. Any that come in my drink are immediately discarded.

We just purchased reusable, dishwasher-safe, hard plastic straws that separate for easy cleaning.

 

[Hauler]

Paper straws are the worst. Any that come in my drink are immediately discarded.

We just purchased reusable, dishwasher-safe, hard plastic straws that separate for easy cleaning.

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How the fook does this work? They have hinges?

 

[Qat]

Not men.

Chicks use them sometimes to keep their lipstick from smudging. It's also an oral tease if she is with a man she wants to shag.

True, it's a good way to show you wanna suck it. I understand why posters here use it so much now.

 

[Hauler]

@conor mcgregor nut hugger drinking whiskey...

 

[Dick Niaz]

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How the fook does this work? They have hinges?

They separate top to bottom then snap back together.


I don’t use them but my wife and daughters are always drinking smoothies so they are convenient for them.

 

[member 3289]

Bitter divisions have arisen

 

[Dick Niaz]

Bitter divisions have arisen

Paper Straw Fans: <exist >

Me: “We were never friends.”

 

[Hauler]

They separate top to bottom then snap back together.
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I don’t use them but my wife and daughters are always drinking smoothies so they are convenient for them.

I wish I'd thought of that. Smart.

 

[Hauler]

True, it's a good way to show you wanna suck it. I understand why posters here use it so much now.

A grown man with a straw is like an upside down pineapple for swingers, except the straw is a beacon for man on man love.

That's why @conor mcgregor nut hugger is always walking around with a paper straw. He doesn't even need to be drinking anything. He's just putting himself out there.