TME about this "sweat tea" bullshit in America

[member 3289]

Fresh brewed taste eh heathen? Why not just buy some fucking tea bags?

Because who the fuck has time to brew tea? Don't you commonwealth fucks work?

Maybe if you stopped standing over a cup of tea for ten minutes and got something done, you wouldn't be so far behind us technologically and militarily.

Next war you guys start you're on your own.

Every war we start we're on our own. We just let you guys tag along because it's good PR.

Just keep sending us intelligence on our enemies and we'll keep pretending your military contributions matter.

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

I literally just discovered tea a few nights ago. Bought a sampler pack of some loose leaf blends and gave it a shot. Have an english black tea blend in the AM and a rooibos/peppermint deal at night. I'm hooked.

earl gray son! lol
it smells a little strong, but its very nice.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

What fish assholes are you speaking of?

 

[SC MMA MD]

We get smacked by the Queen mother with a wooden spoon first as a warning you asshole.

I cant stop laughing at "sweat tea" so its just tea with some sugar in it? Hahahaha

Does it have milk in it or is that optional?

Sweet tea is literally a supersaturated solution of sugar made into iced tea. Like a cup and a half or more of sugar per gallon of water. Nothing else except possibly lemon.

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

We get smacked by the Queen mother with a wooden spoon first as a warning you asshole.

I cant stop laughing at "sweat tea" so its just tea with some sugar in it? Hahahaha

Does it have milk in it or is that optional?

no milk. its just tea and sugar, served cold, with ice.

 

[La Paix]

Every time my kids order an iced tea in the US I talk them out of it. I have to remind them it taste like shit unlike the tastier iced tea to the north. And nobody's ordering iced or sweet tea for any health benefits so no need to keep stating the assumed sugar amounts. Having said this I do enjoy just plain old green tea and other combinations or hot water, leaf and perhaps some honey. Also I've had this mix of ice tea and lemonade, not too shabby.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Because who the fuck has time to brew tea? Don't you commonwealth fucks work?

We dont have to we have plenty of time on our hands unlike you savages who are too busy dodging bullets and waiting for the next no knock warrant to be executed.

Maybe if you stopped standing over a cup of tea for ten minutes and got something done, you wouldn't be so far behind us technologically and militarily.

Only a savage American would drink his tea in 10 mins. Tea drinking is a cultured affair. You drink it hot poured into a saucer, let it cool to around 40 degrees celsius then sip slowly with pinky finger extended.

You "people " are just poorly bred it seems.

Every war we start we're on our own. We just let you guys tag along because it's good PR.

And you still keep losing *ducks*

Just keep sending us intelligence on our enemies and we'll keep pretending your military contributions matter.

Bahahahaha okay yankie doodle

 

[Lamont Cranston]

I keep seeing "sweat tea " reffered to in American memes like black people on twitter.

TME

Didn't you guys know about tea until recently?

You...you...you are a valued member here...

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Sweet tea is literally a supersaturated solution of sugar made into iced tea. Like a cup and a half or more of sugar per gallon of water. Nothing else except possibly lemon.

Please stick with kool-aid


cherio chap

*tips hat*

 

[IschKabibble]

and perhaps some honey

Yessir. Half a teaspoon every time. No refined sugar. Just pure goodness.

 

[La Paix]

You...you...you are a valued member here...

Goooood Dougie, you're learning.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Here watch and learn, I got one narrated in North American so no subtitles will be required.

 

[check it]

We get smacked by the Queen mother with a wooden spoon first as a warning you asshole.

I cant stop laughing at "sweat tea" so its just tea with some sugar in it? Hahahaha

Does it have milk in it or is that optional?

nobody puts milk in sweet tea. regular tea with a shit ton of sugar over ice. that's it.

and i'm laughing at "sweat tea" too. definitely has more than tea and sugar. grody.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

nobody puts milk in sweet tea. regular tea with a shit ton of sugar over ice. that's it.

and i'm laughing at "sweat tea" too. definitely has more than tea and sugar. grody.

Sweet Tea. Fuck never gonna live this down. Might as well make it my screen name yeah?

 

[check it]

lol. you should be sweat tea for a week.

tea time never caught on in america...the whole tax thing rubbed early americans the wrong way..they had a big "fuck your tea, england" party

 

[member 3289]

lol. you should be sweet tea for a week.

tea time never caught on in america...the whole tax thing rubbed early americans the wrong way..they has a big "fuck your tea, england" party

In the U.S. we celebrate the day we kicked the British out. In Australia they celebrate the day the British arrived.

I could not make this shit up even if I tried

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

In the U.S. we celebrate the day we kicked the British out. In Australia they celebrate the day the British arrived.

I could not make this shit up even if I tried

Viva La Revaluation !

Have you sent the French some freedom fries for liberating you yet?

 

[member 3289]

Viva La Revaluation !

Have you sent the French some freedom fries for liberating you yet?

No we pulled even when we stormed the Norman beaches and expelled the Nazis.

 

[check it]

haha...at your new screen name. i've never sent anybody freedom fries..but we do regularly thank mel gibson. he really did a bang up job kicking english ass back in the day.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

No we pulled even when we stormed the Norman beaches and expelled the Nazis.

*Arrives 4 years late.....gloats*

 

[1372]

Sorry Sweat but I have seen @nick diaz nut hugger do this for years and still he prevails...Once you start arguing you have already lost.

 

[Punch]

I used to get up early for my fast food job as a teenager and make the sweet tea.

They had vats that I remember pouring scoops and scoops of sugar into, getting the carafes all steaming hot and mixing it together. I felt like I got a sugar rush from the smell alone.

 

[member 1013]

Because who the fuck has time to brew tea? Don't you commonwealth fucks work?

Maybe if you stopped standing over a cup of tea for ten minutes and got something done, you wouldn't be so far behind us technologically and militarily.



Every war we start we're on our own. We just let you guys tag along because it's good PR.

Just keep sending us intelligence on our enemies and we'll keep pretending your military contributions matter.

I fart in your general direction.

 

[member 1013]

I have hyperhydrosis and get sweat tea all the time.

 

[member 3289]

Sorry Sweat but I have seen @nick diaz nut hugger do this for years and still he prevails...Once you start arguing you have already lost.

Lol that's actually the most accurate way to put it