TME about this "sweat tea" bullshit in America

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jason73

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so wait is this sweet tea something different from snapple?
 
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so wait is this sweet tea something different from snapple?
Snapple is a type of sweetened iced tea, but when we say "sweet tea" we're mostly referring to black tea that is brewed, mixed with way too much fucking sugar, chilled, and served with ice.

Some people like it with a slice of lemon, some don't. I personally would rather not drink it if there's no lemon.
 

Bozy

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Feb 22, 2015
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Sweat Tea is the best. Other than beer that is. Ndnh' last post is spot on.
 

Sweets

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Feb 9, 2015
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Wtf is a crumpet?
Pancakey deal bout an inch thick.

All of you, listen! Black breakfast tea, put bag in warm mug, pour on still boiling water, brew for no less than 3 minutes, stir, squeeze teabag, add small amount of full fat milk. No sugar.

All of that or fuck your mother...
 

BJTT-Rizzo

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Feb 16, 2015
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Pancakey deal bout an inch thick.

All of you, listen! Black breakfast tea, put bag in warm mug, pour on still boiling water, brew for no less than 3 minutes, stir, squeeze teabag, add small amount of full fat milk. No sugar.

All of that or fuck your mother...
I think I'll try this.

Ok I don't get the full fat milk part. We got some in gallon jugs with a red label call Whole milk(or vitaminD). Or I think what your reference is close to here might be whipping cream or half and half?
 

ThatOneDude

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I think I'll try this.

Ok I don't get the full fat milk part. We got some in gallon jugs with a red label call Whole milk(or vitaminD). Or I think what your reference is close to here might be whipping cream or half and half?
If you are a man, and you aren't drinking whole milk you should kilt yourself
 

Sweets

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I think I'll try this.

Ok I don't get the full fat milk part. We got some in gallon jugs with a red label call Whole milk(or vitaminD). Or I think what your reference is close to here might be whipping cream or half and half?
Nope whole milk it is.. You just need that touch of creaminess. I nail buckets of the stuff.
 

Sweets

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Why do you nail buckets of milk? Won't it leak out?
I have a very large and sensitive penis anything thicker than milk chafes. It's a curse.

EDIT - Wait, what? I replied to an insult that didn't exist, I must be high! Carry on...
 
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Jul 23, 2015
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What kind of a name is jolly rancher for a lozenger?

Assholes
jolly rancher isn't a "lonzenge-r" it's straight up candy. ricola is a lonzenge-r. take it up with the swiss alps if you gotta problem with lozenger names