TMMAC Member AMA/Q&A: @BJTT_Kiwi

[BJTT_Kiwi]

1. Tell me is your wifey a blondy like Naomi Watts and Nichole Kidman? Or more Care Blanchet.

2. Can you tell me a little but about your job?

Wife is 5'10" blondie that walks around at featherweight.
Good question on the looks part - will get a pic up before the end of the week. There are a couple I have in mind, but will need a bit of editing.

My company is essentially an advertising agency, but one that specialises in B2B (business-to-business) communications. My clients are usually the Australian subsidiaries of larger global companies.
I help with their market research - finding shit out
Creating a marketing strategy - planning to do shit
Buying their advertising space - advertising their shit to their clients
Post campaign analysis - has the shit we did worked?

Been part of some good app developments in the last few years - mainly in the pharmaceutical industry.
I don't make fancy TV advertisements that the public will ever see, but try to be a bit "Mad Men" - good booze and awesome suits (only for client meetings otherwise its jandals and boardies).

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

Do you ever get out in the ocean there? Beaches or boats? Please Tell me they have big Marlins or something big to catch.

Do the bulk of my fishing when I go back to NZ. The Bay of Islands is a great spot, and has some of the best diving in the world. Awesome Snapper fishing, and good game fish if you go a bit further out.
Bondi and Manly are overrated, and have too many fucking people there - give me a pristine beach with bugger all people on it, and that's sweet as! Boats are my brothers thing, so there is always some reason to chuck a line in the water.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

Is vegamite sold at All groceries there?

Vegemite is everywhere, but (NZ) Marmite is better.

My go-to hangover cure is Marmite & tomoto on toast. Carbs, vitamin B and some acidity to settle the stomach.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

Did you ever spank the monkey to New Zealand's own Rachel Hunter?

Yes... and I know her mother too which makes it even stranger, or more awesome.

 

[BJTT-Rizzo]

Yes... and I know her mother too which makes it even stranger, or more awesome.

Lol!

 

[BJTT-Rizzo]

1. Did you ever get a chance to go up in that tower? If so what do they have up there?

2. You guys got one of them seafood markets down by the ocean? I love me some shrimps

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

What is your favorite memory?

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

What is your biggest fear?

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

What is your biggest regret?

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

1. Did you ever get a chance to go up in that tower? If so what do they have up there?

2. You guys got one of them seafood markets down by the ocean? I love me some shrimps

Been up both the Sydney and Auckland towers.
Sydney is pretty commercial inside, then you whack on a harness and can walk outside around the top bit.
Auckland they just chuck you in a harness and throw you off the edge - no jokes - Skyjump HD 1080p - YouTube

Sydney seafood markets are pretty cool - I was there two weeks back and got 2kg of tiger prawns.
Problem was trying to shell them and drink a beer at the same time. Had to resort to using a straw for the beer - classy as bro!

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

What is your favorite memory?

Wedding is up there, so is the birth of both my daughters...
But those aside, I will run with making play-doh snails with my Grandmother when I was in kindergarten.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

What is your biggest fear?

Biggest fear - my daughter inheriting my allergy. Has not proven to be the case yet.

Biggest regret - not listening to friends and family advice about ditching my ex years before we had a kid, and ultimately split up. They told me, but I didn't listen! The pain and heartache that caused for so many people was just not worth it. Court, cops, child support, lawyers etc.

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Biggest fear - my daughter inheriting my allergy. Has not proven to be the case yet.

Biggest regret - not listening to friends and family advice about ditching my ex years before we had a kid, and ultimately split up. They told me, but I didn't listen! The pain and heartache that caused for so many people was just not worth it. Court, cops, child support, lawyers etc.

A lot of us do that. When you think you're in love nobody can tell you shit.

What are you allergic to?

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

A lot of us do that. When you think you're in love nobody can tell you shit.

What are you allergic to?

I'm allergic to dairy products. If it has a heartbeat and produces milk, then it will kill me.
Carry an Epipen - Diagnosed at 9mths old, and I was allergic to my mother as a baby.
Which means while my wife is breastfeeding (currently) I can't get near those boobies :'(

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

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[Chief]

Good AMA. You seem like a solid dude. Glad to have you around.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

This is me...
Mrs Kiwi is at the 45 sec Mark.

Kurt's MedicAlert membership video testimonial - YouTube

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

Good AMA. You seem like a solid dude. Glad to have you around.

Cheers Chief. I plan on having some fun with this over the next week. Let's keep this rolling - Anything that you want to ask about?

 

[Chief]

Cheers Chief. I plan on having some fun with this over the next week. Let's keep this rolling - Anything that you want to ask about?

Absolutely.

One of my favorite movies when I was young was BMX Bandits. We are the same age, so I'm guessing you've seen it too. Am I right? Did you like it?

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Where in NZ were you originally from? Wife is from Christchurch that city is buggered since the quakes.

Have you ever gone to the shire? I believe its close to Mata Mata

How many shitty asian drivers cause accidents in Queenstown?

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

This is me...
Mrs Kiwi is at the 45 sec Mark.

Kurt's MedicAlert membership video testimonial - YouTube

Cutie pie!!!! your wife is attractive also

 

[BJTT-Rizzo]

Absolutely.

One of my favorite movies when I was young was BMX Bandits. We are the same age, so I'm guessing you've seen it too. Am I right? Did you like it?

I haven't seen this Chief!..when I was a kid I wanted to be CrI Jones. I will try find your suggestion.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

@BJTT_Kiwi do you have any Kings cross stories?

 

[Chief]

I haven't seen this Chief!..when I was a kid I wanted to be CrI Jones. I will try find your suggestion.

Haha, I'm sure it's way too cheesy to watch now. That young girl is Nichole Kidman.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

Absolutely.

One of my favorite movies when I was young was BMX Bandits. We are the same age, so I'm guessing you've seen it too. Am I right? Did you like it?

Yes, I definitely saw that one. Was a little racer at the time on my RedLine, and mates on their Mongoose.
Decided that pedalling fast was a lot like hard work though.

Here's a laugh - I now live over the road from Nicole Kidmans Sydney pad (in Lavender Bay).
Slight difference is that she is in the penthouse, and I'm in a 2 bedroom apartment.