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SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Jan 16, 2015
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"now we watch as the squirrel whisperer and the dog Slayer exchange obscenities in what we can only presume is some ancient elvish tongue... Crikey!"
 

otaku1

TMMAC Addict
Jul 16, 2015
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I'm pretty sure if the good Prince wanted a club for tough guys we would have founded one already. My guess is this club is nothing but charlatans and dykes.
TMMAC Tough Guy Club publicity/fantasy :




TMMAC Tough Guy Club reality :
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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LMAO
You made my day at 8:13 am sir
19:20 here. Had an awesome day, stir fried kale with crispy pork for brunch. Had two beers and a joint then met up with the new girl, Netflix and chill @Miesha's Taint gave me a ring which is always a pleasure. Found out I have a job on Monday and getting ready for dinner and drinks. Have a great one Mon Frere.
 

otaku1

TMMAC Addict
Jul 16, 2015
4,658
5,902
19:20 here. Had an awesome day, stir fried kale with crispy pork for brunch. Had two beers and a joint then met up with the new girl, Netflix and chill @Miesha's Taint gave me a ring which is always a pleasure. Found out I have a job on Monday and getting ready for dinner and drinks. Have a great one Mon Frere.
Awesome.
I have yet started working... chillin at home with some coffee.
Working the evening shift today
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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Awesome.
I have yet started working... chillin at home with some coffee.
Working the evening shift today
We've gotta appreciate the details. Might not even get drunk tonight. First English speaking girl I am with in like four years. I expect everything to go to shit soon though, but that's life.
 

megatherium

el rey del mambo
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Jan 15, 2015
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This is a fantastic, awesome idea. Tremendous really. I'm Canadian and have never visited Toronto believe it or not, this is exactly the kind of thing to finally lure me there. One request though, could we break the ice with a round of tag team slap fighting? You know, retro 90s Japanese style? I'm in either way of course.

Until palm strikes and boston crabs.
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
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This is a fantastic, awesome idea. Tremendous really. I'm Canadian and have never visited Toronto believe it or not, this is exactly the kind of thing to finally lure me there. One request though, could we break the ice with a round of tag team slap fighting? You know, retro 90s Japanese style? I'm in either way of course.

Until palm strikes and boston crabs.
You ever played Kabaddi? It's like the Red Rover game we played as kids but without shirts.



The basic rules of Kabaddi are simple: two teams of seven players each face off in a large square arena for two halves of twenty minutes each. Players from each team take turns running across the center line to the other team's half of the court, tagging members of the other team, and running back.

I want to face off against Disciplined Galt @Galt.
 

megatherium

el rey del mambo
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
10,520
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You ever played Kabaddi? It's like the Red Rover game we played as kids but without shirts.



The basic rules of Kabaddi are simple: two teams of seven players each face off in a large square arena for two halves of twenty minutes each. Players from each team take turns running across the center line to the other team's half of the court, tagging members of the other team, and running back.

I want to face off against Disciplined Galt @Galt.
No, as I said before I'm not Indo British Columbian. I'm really not :) I have seen this played on the fields of the lower mainland a time or two though. No idea how it works but it did look like a good game.
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
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No, as I said before I'm not Indo British Columbian. I'm really not :) I have seen this played on the fields of the lower mainland a time or two though. No idea how it works but it did look like a good game.
Oh I'm aware of your non indo ways!

Kabaddi gets crazy though. In Surrey they'd have big tourneys and the police presence would always be strong. Appearently there's a good amount coke use during the game and heavy drinking in the stands which leads to all kinds of out breaks. Very exciting!
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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You ever played Kabaddi? It's like the Red Rover game we played as kids but without shirts.



The basic rules of Kabaddi are simple: two teams of seven players each face off in a large square arena for two halves of twenty minutes each. Players from each team take turns running across the center line to the other team's half of the court, tagging members of the other team, and running back.

I want to face off against Disciplined Galt @Galt.
Park Lane, London
 

megatherium

el rey del mambo
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
10,520
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Park Lane, London
Oh I'm aware of your non indo ways!

Kabaddi gets crazy though. In Surrey they'd have big tourneys and the police presence would always be strong. Appearently there's a good amount coke use during the game and heavy drinking in the stands which leads to all kinds of out breaks. Very exciting!
Yes, I did note early on that the stands didn't look much like a place where a country boy like me would be comfortable. Or even welcome necessarily.
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
25,818
59,384
Some of you guys like to give me a hard time, but I guarantee I’m the toughest guy in this Costco right now.



They are showcasing their lasagna today.


This old guy got a little pushy trying to get at the samples, but I gave him “The Look” and he didn’t want any.
I give the lasagna a 4/10. Bland.
 

Limpy

Banned
Oct 20, 2015
14,842
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Some of you guys like to give me a hard time, but I guarantee I’m the toughest guy in this Costco right now.



They are showcasing their lasagna today.


This old guy got a little pushy trying to get at the samples, but I gave him “The Look” and he didn’t want any.
I give the lasagna a 4/10. Bland.
Did you threaten the baby in the cart as well?
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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American lasagne tastes worse than an unwashed hobos cock anyways.

UK lasagne is what it's all about. Much better