back in the day someone gave me a weed cookie. i didnt even fuck with edibles back the so i threw it in the freezer and there it sat til it got freezer burnt. we ended up throwing it in the garbage. well my babymama had this fuckin shitzu . it chewed thru the bag and pulled out the cookie and ate the whole thing while we were at work . i came home and the dog didnt do its usual annoying little dog bark attack when i opened the door . it was laid out flat on the ground and barely breathing . i picked it up and it was limp . we rushed it to the vet not knowing it ate the cookie yet. they kept it overnight and ran some tests . we didnt see the evidence until we got home and found the garbage mess in the kitchen . friggen dog cost me like 900 bucks in vet fees for a couple tests and an IV . i could have literally hired a nurse and put it up in a hotel room for cheaper . it was easily more fucked up than the raccoon in the OP but then again the dog weighed like 12 pounds .
we had a new year's party and my buddies mom cooked us a whole tray of weed cookies.
anyways we put them out on the weed table (we had a table full of joints and hash and keef and chocolates and these fucking cookies)
the regular food was on another table. it was a rager, dj the whole works. I'm hanging out with the sound equipment which is right behind the weed table.
my buddy comes over and grabs a cookie and devours it. I say "man, those cookies are awesome!" and he replies "they're so good. I have to get the recipe"
he follows this up by grabbing another one and absolutely crushing it.
he must have seen me looking at him like a hero so he asks "what?"
an important detail. this guy was as straight as they come. I had never seen him smoke or drink.
"I say, dude, those cookies have weed in them"
as soon as I said it I could see it hit him like a ton of bricks. he instantly turned as white as the driven snow. he looked like he had been poisoned.
I had to ask "how many of those did you eat?"
"I don't know, like seven!"
he was high for three days. instead of striving his car back to university he had to take a 10 hour bus drive.
