Society Weddings...
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I used to tell chicks I was a dolphin trainer...
I remember in the American chow hall at Kandahar some American leaned over and said "are you guys out here on English harriers??"
To which my corporal replied,
"No mate were on the speed boats"
And he took it hook line and sinker.
Dummy.
Why ruin a good relationship with a marriage?
What is your area of expertise?
Lawyer is also a good one. Be very specific about your field to the point that unless the person is actually in it they won't know you're just trolling
I'm getting married in November. At my house, on the cheap. About 70 people. Logistically, it could be a total disaster. 
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If you're planning to have kids I understand the idea of wanting to be a unified unit. Otherwise, it's just a circle jerk as far as I can tell.
@Splinty pointed out a couple legal benefits regarding health situations, which was coolThat is the only reason we consider it...23 ish years putting up with each other's sheeeiiiit and still not married
As far as going to them, it can be a hit or a miss...I have had fun and also wanted to jet asap
First time I saw fireflies was at a wedding as I snuck off to toke a hit of grass, that was memorable...the humidity almost killed me at that wedding.
Also have been to weddings that just sucked and became total shitshows due to people who turn to asses when they drink.
I don't dress up much so that part so I don't get jacked for monkeysuit time. I've been asked to be best man or in the wedding party a bunch of times, only made that mistake twice because I can still have all the fun and not have to be part of the "ceremony"
I think about half the marriages I have been to are over, which is interesting.
Could be, I think around these parts it's pretty square once you're "common law".@@Splinty pointed out a couple legal benefits regarding health situations, which was cool
My wedding was small and cost a total of $2500usd, which my wife and I got back in gifts from people. All in all, it was a glorified pizza party.
Big, fancy-ass, waste of money weddings, yes.
Wtf is the point of all that?
I’m simple… if I ever get married, it’s just gonna be friends and family, at a simple location, with delicious food. No fancy meal, no fancy cake, no fancy venue. And I’m not tied to getting married… whatever happens, happens.
Wtf is the point of all that?
I’m simple… if I ever get married, it’s just gonna be friends and family, at a simple location, with delicious food. No fancy meal, no fancy cake, no fancy venue. And I’m not tied to getting married… whatever happens, happens.
Thank you for your honesty.
Wife and I got married on a Thursday so very few people drank alcohol, which helped keep our costs down.
A Thursday wedding? You're exactly the kind of people I'm talking about. Gross.Wife and I got married on a Thursday so very few people drank alcohol, which helped keep our costs down.
Was this the picture where the photographer was trying to get a shot of you and your wife with her parents but you insisted on her first capturing you staring at your wiener hanging out of your tuxedo fly?
Fucking bizarre. You are my weirdest friend.
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They are always a potential party when you’re single. When you’re married, you’re looking at your watch trying to make an excuse to leave early
I thought everyone would enjoy seeing me spin it around. My wife’s parents weren’t as impressed as I thought they’d be.