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bet you guys didn't know that Splinty @Splinty, Wild @Wild, La Paix @BirdWatcher, and @Rhino had a band, back in the day.

they shared writing credit on this one.

For starters, I was always the songwriter/producer in all my bands.... None of this sharing the "music and lyrics by" line.

Second, Leigh @Leigh pink this fool for not including you in this joke Mod Band.... So much dishespetch.

Third, Splinty @Splinty Wild @Wild La Paix @BirdWatcher are more like Barenaked Ladies meets Taylor Swift meets those Chanting Monks, not that crap.

Oh, and I'm not a mod
 

megatherium

el rey del mambo
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So Handsome Dick Mantoba opens it up with a pro wrestling rant involving Vern Gagne, Dick The Bruiser and Haystack Calhoun "they're all going under the thunder of Manitoba" then the song kicks into gear

Two Tub Man


Two tub man
I am a pilgrim looking for danger
I am an outlaw, I am a stranger
I'm just a clown walking down the street
I think Lou Reed is a creep
I need a girl I need release
I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become
What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
Playin' in a heavy band, guess I'm just a two tub man
I drink coca cola for breakfast
I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants
I'm never gonna watch channel thirteen
Edjumacation ain't for me
I'm so drunk I can barely see
I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become
What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
Playin' in a heavy band, guess I'm just a two tub man
I never graduated from high school
I wore paisley I was too cool
I think color TV's a gas
I think Joe Franklin is real flash
I don't mind if I gotta kick your ass
I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become
What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
Playin' in a heavy band, guess I'm just a two tub man




View: https://youtu.be/xFud9f9t3gM
 

Grateful Dude

TMMAC Addict
May 30, 2016
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So Handsome Dick Mantoba opens it up with a pro wrestling rant involving Vern Gagne, Dick The Bruiser and Haystack Calhoun "they're all going under the thunder of Manitoba" then the song kicks into gear

Two Tub Man


Two tub man
I am a pilgrim looking for danger
I am an outlaw, I am a stranger
I'm just a clown walking down the street
I think Lou Reed is a creep
I need a girl I need release
I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become
What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
Playin' in a heavy band, guess I'm just a two tub man
I drink coca cola for breakfast
I've got Jackie Onassis in my pants
I'm never gonna watch channel thirteen
Edjumacation ain't for me
I'm so drunk I can barely see
I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become
What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
Playin' in a heavy band, guess I'm just a two tub man
I never graduated from high school
I wore paisley I was too cool
I think color TV's a gas
I think Joe Franklin is real flash
I don't mind if I gotta kick your ass
I can go anywhere, people look and people stare
They all know that I'm the one, not to let your son become
What I want to do I do, who I want to screw I screw
Playin' in a heavy band, guess I'm just a two tub man




View: https://youtu.be/xFud9f9t3gM
What in the world haha

Amazing.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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saw a video of Portlander Antifas protesting climate change inaction, chanting "ACAB"... and it reminded me that

1) Portland hipsters are morons
2) All Cops Are Bastards is a great song.