I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer
What do you consider yourself an expert at? (non work related)
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being charming
Getting banned from forums is my forte.
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I have no real skills in work or life.
I'm thought those things were on your extensive list of things you can't do for yourself....
Well until you narc'd on me my other skill was lying on forums
Not going to jail. One of my funniest moments is getting 50 hours of community service for 2 aggravated assaults, drunk driving, resisting arrest, possesion of narcotics. The drunk driving alone has a mandatory sentence of 1 month. White privilege and working for Medecins Sans Frontier is THE SHIT.
Mother fucker and I did months on remand for fight I wasnt involved and a Miami Heat hat that got robbed (lost) in the fight I wasnt involved in well not directly anyway. I STILL dont know what sport Miami Heat play.
Check your white privilege
@Galt
I have the useless skill of drawing and solving mazes. It takes people longer to solve my mazes then it takes me to draw them.
They play basketball mate. It really is fucking ridiculous the shit that I've gotten away with. When they arrested me I was stomping the shit out of 2 dudes at a bus-stop. Granted they did start the fight because I beat up their cousin or whatever a few months prior. Fucking cunt had tried to rob me and then came into my school a few weeks later. Of course he caught a slapping.
More shit the cops made up they called it a "Miami Heat baseball cap" fuckers.
Anyways a life time ago now...
I am really good at cleaning my inner ear with a bent paper clip, feels sooo good and now and again I pull out a yellowish blackened hard piece that I place in the palm of my hand and sniff over and over again...
lmao they just straight up fucked you lol think of it this way. Despite our vastly different backgrounds you're a lot more successful than I am.
The 2nd part of the post just proves my sentiment that we need to revert to the stone-age. Natural shit makes people happy, like smelling ear wax, spearing something and jacking off.
The 2nd part of the post just proves my sentiment that we need to revert to the stone-age. Natural shit makes people happy, like smelling ear wax, spearing something and jacking off.
You guys are fucking weird man
Meh define "success"
You aren't a month or two from starving.
Im a lot closer to some divorce though which will render me so poor Ill probably starve
The gaedok will be worse off though?
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I'll be your sugar daddy
They call me stoker cause when the bong stem if fully blocked with solidified resin Im the man they call to suck it clear, that is how hard I can suck
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That was beautiful, poetic and erotic.
I will rewrite it in Haiku when Im next feeling inspired enough.