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maurice

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Oct 21, 2015
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I'd never pay full price for a ticket and then watch less than half of the fights. That's like arriving in the 5th inning of a baseball game.
 

Disciplined Galt

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Jan 15, 2015
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I am refraining from intervention of 2 ladies of the night. And well. I should astral project.
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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Grown ass men with furry antlers on their cars. I took a 20 minute round trip journey this morning and saw 3.

Shit's ridiculous.
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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Safeway check out guy was gay as fuck wearing Christmas lights areound his neck. I'm so on board with that, love it in fact.

Woman, (not part of the other 3 I saw) was in a Golf in front of me with those stupid antlers trying to park and I was so fucking tempted, so fucking tempted to rip them off the car and beat her with them.
 

SongExotic2

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Jan 16, 2015
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Don't blame Mario because your shit at Mario kart!


Pray to prince Phillip, for he alone decides the universe and it sounds as though you angered him.
Happy New year's folks
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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I know what's going to be pissing off OP tomorrow just after 12 noon.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: Ice. While waiting for the train in the closing minutes of 2017, I somehow managed to fnd the sole patch of ice on a platform that was otherwise covered in salt. I had my hands in my pocket as it's sub zero, and I slipped and fell. Hard. I mean really fucking hard. Landed flat on my back and cracked my head off the concrete. This was about 2 hours ago, my head is still spinning, and I've puked 3 times since, without drinking anything.

Fuck you ice. Fuck. You.
 

Disciplined Galt

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: Ice. While waiting for the train in the closing minutes of 2017, I somehow managed to fnd the sole patch of ice on a platform that was otherwise covered in salt. I had my hands in my pocket as it's sub zero, and I slipped and fell. Hard. I mean really fucking hard. Landed flat on my back and cracked my head off the concrete. This was about 2 hours ago, my head is still spinning, and I've puked 3 times since, without drinking anything.

Fuck you ice. Fuck. You.
Happy for you dude.
 

Dashabox

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Dec 7, 2017
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I didn't realize there were so many cement workers and stone masons on this forum.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Pizza. (I'll get back to this when I'm at a keyboard. Just leaving a reminder for myself.)
 

Mix6APlix

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Oct 20, 2015
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Look at this shit. Disclaimer: this is the first complaint I have ever had ordering from this place. I drove pies for like 3 years as a wee lad, high as hell and driving like a lunatic - I NEVER ONCE SLID A PIE! EVER! What the fuck was this kid doing? Did he throw it in a fucking centrifuge or a clothes dryer? How the hell do you fuck up a pizza this badly?!?! Christ on a cross, I should have just shoveled it all back in, folded it in half, tossed it back in the oven and made a calzone. I was absolutely furious at this fuckery.

To the restaurant's credit, they did offer to send me another one free of charge, but I declined as it took every single ounce of restraint to not rip whoever answered the phone a new asshole. And I know, it's not the guy on the phone's fault. But I did bring this to their attention, and posted this on the FB page.
 

SongExotic2

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Look at this shit. Disclaimer: this is the first complaint I have ever had ordering from this place. I drove pies for like 3 years as a wee lad, high as hell and driving like a lunatic - I NEVER ONCE SLID A PIE! EVER! What the fuck was this kid doing? Did he throw it in a fucking centrifuge or a clothes dryer? How the hell do you fuck up a pizza this badly?!?! Christ on a cross, I should have just shoveled it all back in, folded it in half, tossed it back in the oven and made a calzone. I was absolutely furious at this fuckery.

To the restaurant's credit, they did offer to send me another one free of charge, but I declined as it took every single ounce of restraint to not rip whoever answered the phone a new asshole. And I know, it's not the guy on the phone's fault. But I did bring this to their attention, and posted this on the FB page.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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And i told them to not cut the pizza. Could you imagine the train wreck had they done their usual square cut???? It would have been a fucking mess in a box.
 

maurice

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Oct 21, 2015
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Looks like the box was sideways for awhile before being turned sideways again but in a different direction.

Should be a capital offense.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: They fucking slid the pizza again.



I really liked this place, but this is simply inexcusable. I should have just killed the driver. I'm getting too nice as I mellow with age. They may get one more chance, but if they fuck it up, someone dies, and it won't be me.