What pisses me off today

[Dashabox]

Let me tell you what pisses me off today: They fucking slid the pizza again.

I really liked this place, but this is simply inexcusable. I should have just killed the driver. I'm getting too nice as I mellow with age. They may get one more chance, but if they fuck it up, someone dies, and it won't be me.

That is fucked. Do you not open the box before letting the driver leave? That seems like it is all him, so check it and if it all fucked up make him take it back or pay for it. I would be pretty pissed.

 

[silentsinger]

Fucking time zones piss me off but especially right now.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Honestly, I don't know whats the bigger sin: Sliding the pizza, or having shitty, if not undercooked dough. The dough is usually nice, crispy, and airy, quite frankly one of the main reasons i order from here. This dough fucking sucked! Did you run out of yeast?! I'm so over this. I already know where I'm getting my next pizza from, and it's not from here.

 

[SongExotic2]

You should call that place and let the owner know what's up.

That driver could be costing him a lot of business

 

[Robbie Hart]

What happens when you eat a Chicago pizza......pretends to be as good as east coast but the inbreds never took down instructions..........they eat shit pizza.

I know, I used to get flown out there and my first comment to the slut I fucked was “I thought pizza was supposed to be cooked....did someone microwave this “

 

[Robbie Hart]

And sir pixalot, she would then get on her knees trying to make me stay the weekend.....Chicago chicks just don’t like Chicago guys, they want some east coast lover.....understandable tbh

 

[Mix6APlix]

What happens when you eat a Chicago pizza......pretends to be as good as east coast but the inbreds never took down instructions..........they eat shit pizza.

I know, I used to get flown out there and my first comment to the slut I fucked was “I thought pizza was supposed to be cooked....did someone microwave this “

I know you're trying to be funny, but this pizza was almost as bad as a greasy foldable slice of shit from NY.

 

[Robbie Hart]

I know you're trying to be funny, but this pizza was almost as bad as a greasy foldable slice of shit from NY.

K

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Honestly, I don't know whats the bigger sin: Sliding the pizza, or having shitty, if not undercooked dough. The dough is usually nice, crispy, and airy, quite frankly one of the main reasons i order from here. This dough fucking sucked! Did you run out of yeast?! I'm so over this. I already know where I'm getting my next pizza from, and it's not from here.

Just call Dominoes back and get a new pizza using their pizza insurance policy.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Just call Dominoes back and get a new pizza using their pizza insurance policy.

I'd rather starve to death.

 

[SongExotic2]

Just ordered papa John's.

I told him I didn't want it Chicago style

 

[Mix6APlix]

Let me tell you what pisses me off today: snow. Fuck you snow.

 

[silentsinger]

Let me tell you what pisses me off today: snow. Fuck you snow.

Have you been stumbling around in it barefoot again?

 

[Mix6APlix]

Have you been stumbling around in it barefoot again?

No. I'll wait until 3 am as vengeance for my fuckwit neighbor mowing his lawn at 6 am last summer.

Yeah. I don't forget shit like that.

 

[Grateful Dude]

Let me tell you what pisses me off today: They fucking slid the pizza again.

I really liked this place, but this is simply inexcusable. I should have just killed the driver. I'm getting too nice as I mellow with age. They may get one more chance, but if they fuck it up, someone dies, and it won't be me.

That’s a goddam mess of a pizza - I’d be pissed off as well.

 

[silentsinger]

No. I'll wait until 3 am as vengeance for my fuckwit neighbor mowing his lawn at 6 am last summer.

Yeah. I don't forget shit like that.

Is he the one with the gauche taste in Christmas decorations?

 

[Mix6APlix]

Is he the one with the gauche taste in Christmas decorations?

No. They stick to themselves and mind their own business. I have no issue with them, aside from the Christmas crap.

What's funny is I know I have some pics of the fact that I will plow the driveway and sidewalk much further in Christmas guys direction, but I won't the the 2 little sidewalk blocks of snow on his side. A subtle, but eternal fuck you.

Edited for pictorial proof.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Late snowfall. He had his shit down by then. *Facing North*

Then towards my fuckwit neighbor.
*Facing South*

And while I'm talking about snow, never forget this classic.
Polar bear's name was Knut. It means Bloodsport in Eskimo or something.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Late snowfall. He had his shit down by then. *Facing North*

Then towards my fuckwit neighbor.
*Facing South*

And while I'm talking about snow, never forget this classic.
Polar bear's name was Knut. It means Bloodsport in Eskimo or something.

Means knot in Swedish. Common name.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Let me tells you what pisses me off today: Pregnant chicks drinking.

I know, I live in a glass house telling people not to drink. But it bugged the shit out of me when I had to serve an obviously pregnant chick a vodka and cranberry.

Again, who am I to judge? It's not even noon, yet here I sit. Ive seen the bartender down 3 shots of rumplemintz.

Now I don't know that she is pregnant, but, I would guess so, and feel pretty damned confident about it.

It just pisses me off at the blatant disregard for the unborn.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Name please

 

[Mix6APlix]

Name please

I'll see if can track that down... no guarantees though.

 

[RaginCajun]

What the fuck is with the dip shits sagging skinny jeans-

 

[Robbie Hart]

What the fuck is with the dip shits sagging skinny jeans-

That’s terrible......and you did nothing about it

 

[Mix6APlix]

What the fuck is with the dip shits sagging skinny jeans-

Gay as hell shoes too.