Sports Animal GP Quarter Final 2: Titanoboa vs Megalodon

[Leigh]

Quarter Final 2:

Titanoboa - @blank vs Megalodon - @Galt

Arena: Newzealand bushland.

Titanoboa gets Kevlar shielding and Carbon Steel reinforced horn.
Megalodon gets Lancer (from Gears of War) with the chainsaw on top.

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.

Voting ends Monday.

 

[IschKabibble]

Shark made it about this far on his trek to the battlefield.

 

[1031]

This could be a fun battle no matter who wins. If Titanboa is long enough to get around the Megladon then it could withstand the...wait, what the fuck, this battle takes place on land??? Geez//..is there any chance of some underground salt water oasis in the australian bushland...I feel like that's a dumb question :/
edit: it is a dumb question cause this takes place in the new zealand bushland 😀

 

[Filthy]

Neither of these combatants deserved to advance past the first round.

But...Hey, the Megalodon managed win it's last battle ON LAND AGAINST A HELICOPTER...so fuck it, here's a vote for the fish.

 

[Brigsy]

Snakes are good in water no?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Lol there's no way that eel can kill Megalodon with mind control power.

 

[sparkuri]

What's the size comparison here?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

What's the size comparison here?

People voting for the snake are silly. There's no way it can kill Megalodon.

 

[Yossarian]

That fish is toast. Will suffocate before anything. Done deal.

 

[Yossarian]

People voting for the snake are silly. There's no way it can kill Megalodon.

The lack of water will.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

That fish is toast. Will suffocate before anything. Done deal.

The lack of water will.

I just googled that shit and there are plenty of lakes. Megalodon is just too big. It's like a Chihuahua and an elephant.

 

[Yossarian]

I just googled that shit and there are plenty of lakes. Megalodon is just too big. It's like a Chihuahua and an elephant.

Yeah, whales are big too, and when they hit land they are sushi. Accept defeat and have a drink on me.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Yeah, whales are big too, and when they hit land they are sushi. Accept defeat and have a drink on me.

Megalodon takes one bite and @blank snake is as dead as Christendom in Europe.

 

[Yossarian]

Megalodon takes one bite and @blank snake is as dead as Christendom in Europe.

Sorry man, I don't make the rules. Fish live in the water, no matter how badass they are. The thing will die like a useless piece of furniture as the snake waits for his adversary to show up.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Neither of these combatants deserved to advance past the first round.

But...Hey, the Megalodon managed win it's last battle ON LAND AGAINST A HELICOPTER...so fuck it, here's a vote for the fish.

You make a good case. Shark it is.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Sorry man, I don't make the rules. Fish live in the water, no matter how badass they are. The thing will die like a useless piece of furniture as the snake waits for his adversary to show up.

Trust me. You want to change your vote to the fish.

 

[Yossarian]

Trust me. You want to change your vote to the fish.

Explain this to me.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Explain this to me.

Trust me, bro. You want to be on the right side of history.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Explain this to me.

The megalodon will show up at your place Sunday morning at 04:30 with a lancer.

 

[Yossarian]

The megalodon will show up at your place Sunday morning at 04:30 with a lancer.

With a Lancer?

 

[Yossarian]

Trust me, bro. You want to be on the right side of history.

Fish should have had a pair of lungs instead of a Mitsubishi Lancer.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Fish should have had a pair of lungs instead of a Mitsubishi Lancer.

No, no. It'll be fine.

 

[Yossarian]

No, no. It'll be fine.

So we're supposed to play this game drunk? I can make that happen.

 

[Filthy]

So we're supposed to play this game drunk? I can make that happen.

Megalodon is not an ordinary megalodon. This one can breathe air and take down aircraft...it has some amazing skills. Props to @Galt , he found the right Megalodon for this GP.

 

[Yossarian]

Megalodon is not an ordinary megalodon. This one can breathe air and take down aircraft...it has some amazing skills. Props to @Galt , he found the right Megalodon for this GP.

Does it fart lightning too? Come on people, let's end this fish. Enough already.