General If a movie about your life is being made, which actors/actresses do you want to play you?

[koolinkunming]

Obvious choice for actors would be either Jason Statham or Vin Diesel, I've been mistaken for both.

I look more like Statham but if I smoke some weed I sound just like Vin. For any of the fight scenes I could be an easy stunt double (full nude sex scenes too of they were uncomfortable doing it themselves).

My wife could just play herself as she's great at everything she does. Just a quick pic a snapped of her when she came out to welcome me home today.

My if she was to busy then the actress would have to able to portray skills like high level volleyball and baseball, intoxicating smile, be close to 6' tall and be willing to have actual sex with me, Jason and or Vin.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Steve Buscemi

I bet he gets laid.

 

[silentsinger]

Sherri Moon Zombie in The Devil's Rejects for me please. Alright, I cark it in the end but fuck was that movie great and I get to die going out to Freebird.

 

[silentsinger]

...and I'm married to Rob Zombie.

 

[member 1013]

@Leigh would play me and L @Classy Canadian Lady would play my girlfriend

 

[koolinkunming]

...and I'm married to Rob Zombie.

Cheating on Trent now, are we? Hmmmmm?

 

[RaginCajun]

@Leigh would play me and L @Classy Canadian Lady would play my girlfriend

Yes, but who would play you in the movie?

 

[silentsinger]

Cheating on Trent now, are we? Hmmmmm?

Good point. His mrs is fit as fuck but she's no Sherri Moon Zombie. I like the cut of her jib, she's a right weirdo.

 

[La Paix]

 

[ShatsBassoon]

It cant be unseen-

 

[koolinkunming]

The fur trimmed boots is what tipped me off.

 

[jason73]

young me

old me

senior citizen me

 

[member 1013]

Yes, but who would play you in the movie?

Danny devito

 

[Yossarian]

Young me,

Prime me,

Older me,

Elderly me,

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Sherri Moon Zombie in The Devil's Rejects for me please. Alright, I cark it in the end but fuck was that movie great and I get to die going out to Freebird.

Who's Sherri Moon? The dude in the middle?

 

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Who's Sherri Moon? The dude in the middle?

Why did you post a pic of him without his make up on?!?!

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Why did you post a pic of him without his make up on?!?!

 

[Rambo John J]

this shit is funny

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

Sir Jeffrey Goldblum -

He's the man!! I hear he's cining back to the new jurassic park

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

Seriously though the closest to looking like me would be Josh Hartnett or a young Tommy Lee Jones

Is Josh in "penny dreadful?" I just watched episodes 1 and 2 last night and holy moly. Very hooked

His performance is good so far. I recignore the name, but can't remember from what...

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Is Josh in "penny dreadful?" I just watched episodes 1 and 2 last night and holy moly. Very hooked

His performance is good so far. I recignore the name, but can't remember from what...

I dropped off in season 2. 1st season is great.

 

[silentsinger]

Is Josh in "penny dreadful?" I just watched episodes 1 and 2 last night and holy moly. Very hooked

His performance is good so far. I recignore the name, but can't remember from what...

That show is very very good. I proper fell for John Clare in a nice sweet non fanciable way. Everyone was brilliant in it, I only mentioned it in another thread a few hours ago.

 

[silentsinger]

Eva Green is also pretty intriguing...

 

[Robbie Hart]

I know this is gonna hurt a bit but could be my father tbh

 

[silentsinger]

I know this is gonna hurt a bit but could be my father tbh

Oh fuck.